Owen: How sure are you this plan is going to work?
Dani: Eighty-five to eighty-six percent.
Jamie: We’ve gone on less.
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Owen: How sure are you this plan is going to work?
Dani: Eighty-five to eighty-six percent.
Jamie: We’ve gone on less.
Dani: My wife is out of town, so dinner is either cheese or spend $87 on DoorDash.
Dani: The universe is sending me signals.
Jamie: Those are targeted ads.
Jamie: "I have free will" - No, you don't. My spore compels you.
Dani: When is quitting ever the answer?
Jamie: Heroin. Cigarettes. A jigsaw puzzle - you’ve already got the picture on the box.
Jamie: Technically, no rules were broken.
Dani: The fact that you have to start a sentence with “technically” already tells me something illegal occurred.
Dani: My body does not know the difference between a mistake at work and being hunted for sport.
Jamie, at The Leafling: Did you know your Pug-A-Day calendar is a week ahead?
Dani: I get curious!
Owen: Okay, does anybody have any thoughts about the safety video?Â
Dani: I mean, I'm a little disappointed. I thought you were showing us Paddington.
Owen: Uh, no, I never said-
Hannah: I also heard it was gonna be Paddington.
Owen: I don't know where these Paddington rumours got started.
Dani: I have no patience for pomegranates. I don't have time to solve your fruit puzzle.
Dani: I am excellent in a crisis, but I cannot handle a regular Tuesday to save my life.
Owen: Jamie, I know that you care about her, but you don't know Dani like I do. She's too trusting for her own good. She's fallen for more Nigerian scams than Peter.
Jamie: Dani's fallen for twenty Nigerian scams? That's insane.
Owen: No, she's fallen for two. Peter's fallen for twenty?!
Jamie: Yeah.
Dani: Apparently the job interviewer doesn't like it when your biggest weakness is 'beautiful Latinas.'
Dani:Â I love cooking breakfast. It makes the whole house smell like bacon.
Jamie: That’s true, but it also smells like fire and panic.
Dani:Â You and the smoke detector need to get off my case.
Dani, to Jamie: Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
Dani, watching Great British Bake Off: No egg white in your creme caramel? It won't set, you silly goose!
Owen: Your Pop-Tarts are burning.
Peter: I may be evil and morally corrupt, but I’m also incredibly pretty and I think that makes up for it, honestly.