#incorrect thobm

[incorrectblymanor]

Owen: Jamie, how short are you?

Jamie: 149 centimeters big.

Dani: Owen, freedom units, go!

Owen: Short!

Dani: Okay, good, got it.

[lonelyforlonesomelove]

Jamie: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?

Dani: Oh, I’m always running

Dani: The question is from what

[janothergay]

[shadowayne-deactivated]

Jamie: I was wondering about date night tonight. Do you want to stay in? Cause you know what that means.

Dani: Romantic dinner and reading books together?

Jamie: Sex on the couch.

Dani: Or your thing.

Jamie: Actually reading together sounds great.

Dani: Or your thing.

[blimeyyouflirt]

Owen: so are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

Jamie: I’m a knife.

Dani: *yells from across the room* she’s a little spoon!

[incorrectblymanor]

Jamie: Thanks, I owe you one.

Dani: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.

[incorrectblymanor]

Henry Wingrave, returning to Bly Manor: What the hell happened here?!

Dani and Jamie: We don’t half-ass anything, much less shenanigans.

[incorrectblymanor]

Jamie: I did that adult thing you can do where you buy an entire cake and just eat it. I’m eating an entire cake.

[later]

Jamie: Update: there is more cake than I imagined.

[even later]

Jamie: I see now why Dani didn’t let me do this.