Incorrect quotes but it's mainly River
Sea: I never want you in my domains
River: ey yo, looks like I'm going for a swim
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Shep: hey uh, there's something wrong with my cheese its
Shep: *tilts box and a bird comes out * what the cow shite
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Invention: *cooking macaroni for his sons *
-crunch-
Invention, turning around to see River in a box: DON'T EAT THE PACKING PEANUTS
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Underworld: *opens fridge *
Chaos, inside it: where's the food-
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Mischief: hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?
Invention: you're a hazard to society
Chaos: and a coward. Do twenty
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Underworld: Violence for violence's sake is the rule of beasts, and oh how I am a monster.
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Friendship: I'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship and this gun I found
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Gambling: *petting Rivers head *
Gambling: It takes a pet like no problem! Not afraid at alll, thats a great cat right there..
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Invention: Did you eat a powdered donut?
River: No.
Invention: Then what’s that white powder on your jeans?
River, panicking: That’s cocaine.
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River: is this wisky or perfume?
Invention: * chugs it*
River:
Invention: its perfume.
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-at Disneyland on the teacup ride-
Invention and time: * spinning calmly while talking*
River and technology: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screeching *
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River: apparently you're supposed to present as "feminine" or "masculine" well i'm presenting as a "fucking idiot"
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