the River

Hello there, I'm River the- well, river god! have any questions for me? | Ask box: open | M!A: none | Dependent Blog of the Deustalia au

[satan-is-a-part-timer]

Comissions!

I'm selling cheap comissions!

Price may go up for complicated pieces, but will remain low! I take paypal.

Busts -> $3 usd

Torso -> $6 usd

Fullbody -> $10 usd

[utwo]

Beautiful Coasts  by :

© D. Weissenhorn 

[ask-deus-slovakia]

Hi, the previous anon here. I apologize for scaring you but it's a joke. It wasn't meant to be taken seriously and I didn't know that you didn't want your name to be used to I also apologise for that. I just wanted to make a joking letter so I'm really sorry.

Thank you, apology accepted. It's alright, you just gave me quite a shock!

Mun just happens to have a couple crazy exes is all,,

[ask-deus-slovakia]

When reblogging the passionate homosexual love letter prompt I did not ask for someone knowing my current name of choice to come in an scare the living daylights out of me.

Anon, please tell me this is a joke.

-fearfully, the mun.

[sidebloggable]

Send me a character + 🎵 and I‘ll draw them, using the first song that comes up on shuffle as a prompt

[a-french-guardsman]

when will people use the anon function to send passionate, homosexual anonymous love letters

[rlckygoldsworth]

reblog if you want a passionate, homosexual anonymous love letter

[ask-deus-slovakia]

Incorrect quotes but it's mainly River

Sea: I never want you in my domains

River: ey yo, looks like I'm going for a swim

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Shep: hey uh, there's something wrong with my cheese its

Shep: *tilts box and a bird comes out * what the cow shite

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Invention: *cooking macaroni for his sons *

-crunch-

Invention, turning around to see River in a box: DON'T EAT THE PACKING PEANUTS

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Underworld: *opens fridge *

Chaos, inside it: where's the food-

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Mischief: hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Invention: you're a hazard to society

Chaos: and a coward. Do twenty

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Underworld: Violence for violence's sake is the rule of beasts, and oh how I am a monster.

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Friendship: I'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship and this gun I found

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Gambling: *petting Rivers head *

Gambling: It takes a pet like no problem! Not afraid at alll, thats a great cat right there..

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Invention: Did you eat a powdered donut?

River: No.

Invention: Then what’s that white powder on your jeans?

River, panicking: That’s cocaine.

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River: is this wisky or perfume?

Invention: * chugs it*

River:

Invention: its perfume.

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-at Disneyland on the teacup ride-

Invention and time: * spinning calmly while talking*

River and technology: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screeching *

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River: apparently you're supposed to present as "feminine" or "masculine" well i'm presenting as a "fucking idiot"

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Featuring; {@ask-deus-india @ask-deus-romano @ask-deus-portugal @ask-deus-2pfrance @ask-deus-2pnyochina @ask-deus-switzerland @ask-deus-2p-germany @ask-deus-nz @ask-deus-macau}

[ask-deus-romano]

✧ ~ deus slovakia? :3c ~ ✧

I would kill you. ✧ I would physically hurt you. ✧ I would attack you unprovoked. ✧ I would manipulate you. ✧ I dislike you. ✧ You annoy me. ✧ You scare me. ✧ You intimidate me. ✧ I hope I intimidate you. ✧ I pity you. ✧ You disgust me. ✧ I hate you. ✧ I’m indifferent toward you. ✧ I’d like to get to know you better. ✧   I’d like to spend more time with you. ✧ I’d like to be friends with you. ✧  I’m unsure what to think of you. ✧ I’m unsure how I feel about you. ✧ You are my friend. ✧ You are my best friend. ✧ You are my mentor. ✧ I look up to you. ✧ I respect you. ✧ You are my hero. ✧ You inspire me. ✧ You are my enemy. ✧ You make me happy. ✧ I want to protect you. ✧ I would fight by your side. ✧ I consider you an equal. ✧ I think you are beneath me. ✧ I think you are above me. ✧ I would lie for you. ✧ I would lie to you. ✧ I would sleep with you. ✧ I would sleep by your side. ✧ I would hug you. ✧ I would kiss you. ✧ You are family to me. ✧ I would die for you. ✧ I would kill for you. ✧ I would trust you with my life. ✧ I would trust you with my most precious belonging. ✧ I would trust you with a secret. ✧ I would trust you with my biggest / darkest secret. ✧ I love you (platonically). ✧ I love you (romantically). @ask-deus-slovakia 

[ask-deus-slovakia]

RIVER MY GOOD FRIEND, YOU SEEM AGLOW! (from Rajas ofc, unfortunately her mind is playing the Maiah-hee maiah-oh song and reciting the entire Japanese script for The Bee Movie and is also thinking about the similarities between Charlie Chaplin's and John Mulaney's styles of comedy. Currently, she is unaware of his mind reading skill, apologies!)

River winced at the absolute volume of noise coming from Rajas’s mind, squinting at her and attempting to pick out her voice amongst the thoughts. “Rajas, my good friend! Do you bring with you the presence that makes me want to jump Underworld for his bread?”

{@ask-deus-nyoindia}

[ask-deus-2pfrance-archive]

[ask-deus-slovakia]

[ask-deus-slovakia]

RIVER MY GOOD FRIEND, YOU SEEM AGLOW! (from Rajas ofc, unfortunately her mind is playing the Maiah-hee maiah-oh song and reciting the entire Japanese script for The Bee Movie and is also thinking about the similarities between Charlie Chaplin's and John Mulaney's styles of comedy. Currently, she is unaware of his mind reading skill, apologies!)

River winced at the absolute volume of noise coming from Rajas's mind, squinting at her and attempting to pick out her voice amongst the thoughts. "Rajas, my good friend! Do you bring with you the presence that makes me want to jump Underworld for his bread?"

{@ask-deus-nyoindia}

[ask-deus-slovakia]

MIND READER!!! DO MIND READER!!!

"Oh.. oh dear, what's happening-"

{Mind reader m!a; start!}

{This will last till the end of October or until we reach a good ending point}

[ask-deus-slovakia]

Do gods celebrate Halloween or is that just a human thing

"Actually, some of us do! In recent decades a few friends and I have been going out more and more! For example Mischief is one of my favourite people to trick or treat with even if she makes me nervous! Health, Invention and hopefully Shepherd are also on my list of people to invite this year!"

{Mentions; @ask-deus-2pnyochina @ask-deus-china @ask-deus-india @ask-deus-nz}

[ask-deus-macau]

“However, this is just my opinion. You may feel differently–”

>>>Call out, if you grumpy or poker faced, 7 times out of 10, Gambling will think you’re hot<<<

(( @ask-deus-ukraine, @ask-deus-slovakia, @ask-deus-nz, @ask-deus-nyoindia, @ask-deus-2p-germany, @ask-deus-2pprussia, @ask-deus-china, @ask-deus-2pnyochina, @ask-deus-belgium, @ask-deus-nyomexico, @ask-deus-switzerland, @ask-deus-2pnorway, @ask-deus-nyochina, @ask-deus-nyohongkong, @ask-deus-italia, @ask-deus-sweden, @ask-deus-portugal, @ask-deus-2pfrance, @ask-deus-romano, @askdeusspain, @ask-deus-nyohungary, @ask-deus-aph-greece, @ask-deus-belarus, @ask-deus-2pnyoamerica, @ask-deus-finland, @ask-deus-nyoaustria, @ask-deus-india ))

(( @ask-deus-france ))

[rpmememaker]

M!A List [ All SFW ]

Honesty is the Best Policy: Muse cannot tell a lie for 24 hours or until [anon decides].

Uninhibited: Muse says and does whatever they want without regard to the consequences for 24 hours or until [anon decides].

Two Sides of the Same Coin: Muse is split into two different versions of themselves for 24 hours or until [anon decides].

Timey-Wimey Stuff: Muse suddenly finds themselves in the past or the future [anon specifies which or when] for 24 hours or until [anon decides].

Opposite Day: Muse says the opposite of what they mean for 24 hours or until [anon decides].

Can you vague that up?: Muse must speak in riddles or vague terms for 24 hours or until [anon decides].

New Shakespeare: Everything the muse says must rhyme for 24 hours or until [anon decides].

Dark Side: Muse is turned into a darker version of themselves for 24 hours or until [anon decides].

Wings of an Angel: Muse suddenly has wings of an angel for 24 hours or until [anon decides].

Intoxicated: Muse acts as if completely drunk for 24 hours or until [anon decides].

Unfiltered: Muse says everything they think for 24 hours or until [anon decides].

Invisible Man: Muse is invisible, can still be heard for 24 hours or until [anon decides].

Tabula Rasa: Muse is afflicted with temporary amnesia. Whether they have forgotten part or all of their life is up to anon. Lasts for 24 hours or until [anon decides].

Living Nightmares: Muse is plagued by hallucinations of their worst nightmares for 24 hours or until [anon decides].

Mind Reader: Muse hears the thoughts of others for 24 hours or until [anon decides].

Tag Along: Mun follows muse around for 24 hours or until [anon decides].

See No Evil: Muse is temporarily blinded for 24 hours or until [anon decides].

Hear No Evil: Muse hears phantom voices for 24 hours or until [anon decides].

Speak No Evil: Muse is unable to say anything remotely mean for 24 hours or until [anon decides].

Narcolepsy: Muse falls asleep at the most random of times and must be awakened by someone else for 24 hours or until [anon decides].

Songbird: Muse can only speak through song for 24 hours or until [anon decides].

Confession: Muse confesses something they think or feel about everytime they talk to someone for 24 hours or until [anon decides].

Freaky Friday: Muse is now bodyswapped with (another muse or general character) for 24 hours or until [anon decides].

[ask-deus-slovakia]

{Send one in for halloween you guys!}

[ask-deus-italia]

“Oh, ciao! Sorry, I didn’t see you there, I was in the middle of a song! Care to join me?”

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  – Part of the Deustalia AU. @deustalia

  – Muse: North Italy

  – God of Harmony

  – Mun: Saku, https://sakurice-uwu.tumblr.com/

  – Ask Box: Now open! :D

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[deustalia]

| The gates are open |

We are happy to announce that to celebrate the third anniversary of the AU, we have made a special discord server that is open for anyone who is interested or simply enjoys the au and the content our members create. In the server, you’re free to interact with the members and other fans, share your art or fan art you have for the au, join our voice calls and more! > HERE < is the link to the server.

[ask-deus-slovakia]

Cry me a river

"I.. no? Just no??"