#incorrect devil's minion

[akinmablog]

Armand: I feel like I can be myself around you.

Daniel: You’re weird and quiet around me.

Armand: Yes.

[x-dark-distortions-x]

Daniel Molloy, probably: my last homosexual relationship ended so badly, it almost made me homophobic..

[akinmablog]

Daniel, sweating: Armand, there’s something I need to ask you-

Armand: Finally! You’re proposing!

Daniel: How’d you know?

Armand: Daniel, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.

Armand: I even picked it up once.

[akinmablog]

Daniel: Fight me! Armand: *gets on one knee and pulls out a ring* Armand: Fight me for the rest of our lives.

[akinmablog]

Armand: You often use humor to deflect trauma Daniel: Thank you Armand: I didn't say that was a good thing Daniel: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

[akinmablog]

Armand: I was going to suggest we do Marilyn Monroe and JFK roleplay, but I’d get way too into it.

Daniel: What- how?

Armand: You’d be like “come to bed … Mr. President” and I’d be like, “I need to increase the amount of American military advisors in South Vietnam by a factor of 18.”

[akinmablog]

Armand: I'm the shyest attention whore ever! Armand: I want attention! If you're not busy...and you want to...it's okay if you don't.

[akinmablog]

Armand: Know why I called you in here?

Daniel: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic.

Armand: *Stops pouring two glasses of wine* Accidentally?