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@beacon-lamp, at the store: Can I get 97 bottles of apple juice?

@sorrowtv: Gosh your kids must love apple juice

@beacon-lamp: No they like orange juice but theyve been bad this week

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@gaseth: You kinda give off onceler kinnie vibes

@beacon-lamp: You could have pulled my spine out and cut it up with a chainsaw and that would’ve been kinda than saying that.

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challenge anon here.. (only do these if you want to. i love your blog sm.) i dare you to classify dteamblr as family members! who would be the littlest, eldest, the aunt, the parent, the tired cousin, etc?

Yo, just to clarify, this is Tabz answering

Id say that @tabzanite is the youngest really done with everything cousin, they just randomly appear and just seem done. I wanna put that Im older but then Id have like5 people tryna cancel me.

@hellomynameisthehugfairy the lovely person who got dragged into this for platonically marrying Tabz.

@dreamsimp Id give them a solid restaurant aunt. Kinda like a wine aunt but not, you get the gist.

@bioluminescentmoths Solid wine aunt.

@dteamblr/ @velveteen-y Parental figure. Thank you for keeping us alive.

@gayminecraftmen Uncle Jim whom left for collage and keeps getting into bar fights

@minecrafttubeyou Cousin who randomly appears, there for a good time not a long time

@wormweeb This is a parental figure who isnt really a parental figure, as soon as they know we aint dead they are gone

@hahasimp God parent who somehow has pictures of everything from their family growing up. everything.

@moonbowphobia Cousin who was always there and is really fun

@mcyt-apocalypse-au the poor soul who married in, theyre getting the strings of things tho

@ribineran smol hysteric child of the above two

@tapl Sibling that goes to college alot but are fricken great

@oakskull a cousin of Rib. Chaous. Distant cousin chaos. Probably stole a phone once.

I think this is everyone, spam me on my main ( @tabzanite ) if I forgot you

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@thesmpisonfire: Im gonna poisen @oakskull s dates

@fundy-in-a-boat: Damn man no need to get jealous

@thesmpisonfire: No- no- like im gonna-that man isnt going to- I mean his food-

@fundy-in-a-boat: smh just go date someone bro

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@wooteena : Did you know grapes get set on fire when put in the microwave?

@tubbo-live : What did you do.

Woot: I went on google

Tl: WHAT DID YOU DO

Woot: NOTHING

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@dreamsimp: WHAT THE FRICK FRACK FRICKITY PATTY WACK IS THIS!

@bioluminescentmoths: what was that?

Aubree: There are children in the room!

@wooteena: I’m older than you-??

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@itsfundy: Alright, I’ll be out of the Hypehouse for a few days, so I left each of you a paper with instructions of what to do while I’m gone

@imgns: Mine just says ‘Don't.’

Tub: Yes, you may apply that to any possible situation.

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@moo-moo-meadows: You're smiling, did something good happen?

@gaseth: I can't smile just because I feel like it?

@4oh3dotzip: @auddaxenderdragon tripped and fell in the parking lot