#cursing tw

[chillinglikeashilling]

I do think the funniest part of the Coven of Heart subclass in the WBN Witch class is that they can replace spell components with things like the laughter or tears of a loved one because I know the wizards fucking hate that shit.

I had to do the equivalent of a magical thesis defense, and memorize a million spells, and keep track of a trillion different spell components; and yet those fucking Witches with their TWEE BULLSHIT get to make their friend laugh instead of growing mushrooms under the exact right conditions in a process that can take months at a time and is incredibly easy to fuck up?

At that point me and the entire metaphorical concept of magic itself have to scrap.

[yoursassybookwormfriend]

Can Witnesses see things on themselves? Like if they look down at their hands or in the mirror? Is that canon? Because I could see so much juicy tension coming from that.

Jupiter lies to Morrigan again and he sees one more brick added to the wall between them. It’s getting so high that he has to filter it out just to be able to see her…

Meanwhile, during the first book, Jack is trying to convince himself that Morrigan is just some random girl that he barely knows and that he hates for completely justified reasons. Then he sees that he has a second, smaller shadow (canon Witness code for sibling beef) and goes “shit.”

[mossfeathers]

we're so back (part 2 electric boogaloo) [1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13]

[hiddendarkrosesx]

Open Starter || Mickey Milkovich

"Seeing as I'm standing behind a bar, I'd assume that meant I could get you a drink." Mickey replied with a deadpanned look on his face. "Just tell me what the fuck you want and don't be all weird and shit. I don't know all these new names, I'm used to just shootin' straight tequila and whiskey."

[mystery-of-misdreavus]

*Destino swaggers up to the misdreavus with a rather bored look on their face.*

Destino: Gods, this forest sucks. Like, what's there even to do here? You choose to live like this? Really? Couldn't be me. You're a ghost type. Just leave this place. Seriously if you have any self-respect, you'd be out of here. What is up with all of these pokemon that I meet being so uncivilised, living in filth?

*Missy had her back turned when she first heard the Pokemon talking shit to her. She frowned and groaned in a mix of annoyance and anger.*

Missy: Listen here, this place isn’t “filth”. Secondly, have you considered the reasons why most of us can’t just l-

TW for a flashing image! (not overly colorful or fast tho)

*Missy froze as she gazed upon the Absol. She didn’t know why, but they were… familiar. Despite the fact that they had never met before and she was about to give them a piece of her mind, a feeling of grief washed over her. Her eyes began to fill with tears.*

Missy: You… remind me of someone…

BG by @/jellyfishmoon72

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[polybius-awesome]

more blinkies including more matching blinkies (made by I, of course!) references: born to shit... forced to wipe... "What are you on?" The autism spectrum, jackass I'm autistic what's your excuse? just a mlp blinkie will you him his order? get d0xxed godfucking damnit

[24bughours]

[misteriios]

jake & gabby ( @dreadbound )

❝ damn, i feel like i am losing my mind. i have no memories of anything after 2016, which means something bad must have happened to me ❞ jake frowned. he died, didn't he? yeah, that explains it why he doesn't remember any events after 2016 ❝ it's 2026 now, isn't it? have i really missed ten years of living an awesome life? BUT, how do we know? we could be stuck in a dream world or whatever ❞