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Paul: I like your uncle just how i like my tea.

Feyd-Rautha: …?

Paul: In a bag. Underwater.

Feyd-Rautha: *already aroused*

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Irulan: Are you a top or a bottom?

Feyd-Rautha: I'm a threat.

Paul: ...

Feyd-Rautha: ...

Paul: He's a bottom.

Paul: I can't fix Feyd, but I can fu_ck him, see if maybe that calms him down.

Paul: I'm going to take you out.

Feyd-Rautha: Great, it's a date.

Paul: Harkonnen, I meant that as a threat.

Feyd-Rautha: See you at seven.

(Insp.)

[Paul's phone chimes]

Paul: Oh, that's my boyfriend, Feyd. He says he wants to "fun me" in his uncle's toolshed. What does that mean?

Irulan: *rolls her eyes* Uh... pretty sure that's his auto-correct.

Paul: *shrugs* Oh... that explains why his "ditch pic" looks like this.

Paul: *shows his phone to Irulan*

Irulan: *shrieks*

Feyd-Rautha: I'm gay, Atreides.

Paul: Sorry, was the way you looked at me supposed to be straight?

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Feyd-Rautha: You know what I hate most about Paul Atreides?

The Baron: What?

Feyd-Rautha: His stupid hair. His stupid, lame awesome hair. It's so stupid and awesome.

The Baron: *rolls his eyes*

Paul: *texting* Wanna come over?

Feyd-Rautha: You've been ghosting me for 3 months, you're drunk, it's 2am and you just want to have fun, what d'ya think?

Paul: ...

Feyd-Rautha: *already stripping* I'll be there in 5.

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