#incorrect elite force

[lucy-frostblade]

oliver: so i saw you spending a lot of time with chase lately

kaz: no, oliver, it’s not what it looks like i swear!

oliver: oh really? so no reason for me to be jealous?

kaz: no reason! me and chase are just dating, okay, he’s my boyfriend.

oliver: so there are no best friend feelings at all?

kaz: you are still my one and only best friend, he’s just the love of my life, nothing more!

oliver: but i’m still the platonic love of your life, right?

kaz: of course!

chase: what the-

[lucy-frostblade]

the elite force getting back from a mission kaz: *collapses* chase: CALL 911 ILL DO MOUTH TO MOUTH chase: AS A FRIEND