#incorrect ethari

[ask-ethari-anything]

Tethu: the humans' mounts are so fragile Ethari but don't worry I will never get eaten by a corrupted banther outside an abandoned library

Ethari: ...that is very specific

Tethu: *licks Ethari's hair so it stands up on one side* I just told you not to worry

[ask-runaan-anything]

Ethari: I eat Cheerios because they're Heart Healthy!

Ethari: And my heart has been severely damaged, so Runaan if you’re out there—

[ask-ethari-anything]

Ethari, crying into his tea: -and I loved him so much, he was my world and my moon and my precious jewel and- and- I lost him - well I mean you know what he was like - he was *perfect*

Kim'dael, pinned to the floor by a magic net arrow half an hour ago: *longsuffering sigh* sorrows, sorrows, prayers

[ask-ethari-anything]

Ethari: Runaan is so cute.

Amaya: He's killed more humans than the last famine and changed the course of history in all five of the human realms.

Ethari: I said "cute", not "harmless". Mind your business.

[ask-ethari-anything]

Rando: so what's it like in your bedroom at night, huh huh?

Ethari: *twinkling eyes* You really wanna know?

Rando: YE S

Ethari: It's like this. smirks and flicks off the lights You're in the dark, and there's a highly skilled assassin somewhere nearby.

Rando: uhhhhhh why does that sound vaguely threatening

Ethari: Because I leave the explicit threats to the assassin. No worries, he's here... somewhere... Oh, leaving so soon? Pity. Mind your shins on the way out-! Oop, too late.

[ask-ethari-anything]

Ethari: Hello, I'm Ethari, Master Craftsman of the Silvergrove, and this is my trophy husband, Runaan. Honey, turn around, let the nice people see your thigh slits