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Post-Season 2 Alternate Ending.

[At Joey’s funeral]

Andrea R.: Can I have a moment alone with him, please?

Tyler: Of course

Tyler: *leaves*

Andrea R., leaning over Joey’s coffin: Listen here you motherfucker, I know you’re not dead.

Joey: [wakes up, surprised] Apparently not.

[noonecantrulyescapethenight]

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Rosanna: *Recording while Matpat and Safiya are arguing* Matpat: HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP!! HER SISTER WAS A WITCH, RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS! THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST, BRO! Rosanna: *Wheezes like a tea kettle* Safiya, pulling out a knife: I'm gonna stab him. Matpat: YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? Safiya: It's my favorite movi- Matpat: SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, Safiya! Safiya: I'm not fighting with you, I'm not fighting with y- Matpat: GROW UP, BRO. GROW UP! Rosanna: Get educated! Joey: *Passed out on the couch though the whole interaction.*

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Nikita: If there is credit to take, I will humbly take it. Nikita: But if there is blame, it’s Teala’s fault.

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JC: Fuck millennial gray; I'm trying to see colors that are ✨exclusive to the shrimp✨. JC: *puts on kaleidoscope goggles* I have the vision of a ✨crustacean.✨

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Oli: This *gestures to Colin* is a homicidal maniac. Eva and Lele: *slowly raises hands.* Oli: No you may not date him. Eva and Lele: *slowly puts hands down.*

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Safiya, in the cell: Trapped. Caught like a rat in a trap. I can't sleep. These dark, dank walls are closing in. I call to you, the spirits of the cell, save me! Save me! How long has it been? The days turn to months... Rosanna: .... Veronica, standing outside: it’s been eight minutes, do you want some booze?

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Safiya, when she first saw the Killer Clowns: To quote the roadrunner, Meep-Meep, motherfucker!