#incorrect evajacks quotes

[pinkestpeony]

jacks: i came here to say i’m sorry.

evangeline: go ahead.

jacks: no, that was it, i did it. i said i’m sorry.

jacks: hey, i said it again. now i got one in the bank so i can do whatever i want.

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Jacks, pretending to be Evangeline: Dear Diary, a chipmunk asked me for my name today. I told him it was Joe. I lied. That will haunt me forever.

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Chaos: What color are Evangeline’s eyes?

Jacks: The color of the ocean after a storm.

Chaos: Which is?

Jacks: Beautiful.

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Jacks: Everybody looks so happy. I hate that.

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Evangeline: Where have you been?

Jacks: Emotional hell.

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Evangeline, to Jacks: Over the line? You’re so far past the line that you can’t even see the line! The line is a dot to you!

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Chaos: Do it for—

Jacks: Don’t say Evangeline.

Chaos: Evangelineee.

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Evangeline: Why do you always see the worst in people?

Jacks: Because people are the worst.