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[murasaki-cha]

Jacks: *Stabs Castor fatally in a fit of panic after seeing him with Evangeline*

Castor later after waking up: ok dude first of all rUDE-

[writingthroughthenight]

twitter tweet twats #14 characters by @blackholly and @stephanie_garber

[pinkestpeony]

Jacks, pretending to be Evangeline: Dear Diary, a chipmunk asked me for my name today. I told him it was Joe. I lied. That will haunt me forever.

[pinkestpeony]

Evangeline: *almost dies for the 10000th time*

Jacks: I don’t care.

Narrator: But Jacks in fact did care.

[pinkestpeony]

Jacks: Okay, what if the reason you want to murder someone is to make your life easier?

Evangeline:

Jacks: That’s okay, right?

[pinkestpeony]

Chaos: What color are Evangeline’s eyes?

Jacks: The color of the ocean after a storm.

Chaos: Which is?

Jacks: Beautiful.

[pinkestpeony]

Evangeline: Where have you been?

Jacks: Emotional hell.

[pinkestpeony]

Jacks: Everybody looks so happy. I hate that.