Girlfriend: There’s no way he likes me back.
Tac: Boyfriend would throw himself in front of a moving car for you.
Girlfriend: Boyfriend throws himself in front of moving cars for fun.
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Girlfriend: There’s no way he likes me back.
Tac: Boyfriend would throw himself in front of a moving car for you.
Girlfriend: Boyfriend throws himself in front of moving cars for fun.
Sanford: What’s the number one problem with high-risk missions?
Deimos: If you’re a side character, then you die within the first five minutes of the mission.
Deimos: Dude. Wait. Are we side characters?
Sanford:
Deimos: Do you ever think about stuff like that?
Pico: we need a distraction. Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Boyfriend: my time has come
Pico: all this “bottom rights” and “top rights” discourse.... you fools.... where is my support for Switches!
Eteled: support.nintendo.com
Girlfriend: I’m curious as to what JRR Tolkien’s real name was but I’m scared to find out that it isn’t actually Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien
Pico: what should I get Nene for her birthday?
Darnell: Therapy.
Nene: it’s not “stabbing”, it’s “surprise acupuncture”!
Boyfriend: In my defense your honor, I’m stupid as hell