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Crista, reading a recipe: okay, now we have to beat three eggs

Rookie:

Rookie: at what?

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Zia: Truth or dare?

Rookie: Truth

Karius: How many hours have you slept this week?

Rookie: Dare

Crista: Go to sleep

Rookie: I don't like this game

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Pyaria: when ur gay in ur home because ur homolone

Rookie: when ur bi and you're alone you're all biyourself

*pya and rookiedee have been removed from the group chat*

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Rookie: Are you a cuddler?

Zia, scoffing: Rookiedee, I'm a rebel veteran that's been hardened from years of resistance against the empire AND a reality destroyer.

Rookie, Crista, & Karius:

Zia: Gog yes hold me please

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Zia: :(

Sevlaz:

Sevlaz: [sighs] fine

Zia: :0

Sevlaz: you can have a little arson

Zia: :D

Sevlaz: as a treat

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Rookie: I don't know why people think I'm confused about being pan when there's so many other things in the world I could be confused about.

Rookie: Why do kids like chicken nuggets so much? Why are there so many brands of popcorn? What's a property tax? How come people keep thinking I'm straight even though I wear pride merch all the time?

Sevlaz: Rookie, are you commiting tax fraud?

Rookie: I have no idea, so possibly!

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Rookie: I just discovered that humans can fit a lightbulb into their mouth with ease but can’t get it out without shattering it and now I have to physically restrain myself from putting a fucking lightbulb in my mouth.

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Zia: Rules are made to be broken.

Somebody: Rules are made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.

Karius: uh, Piñatas.

Crista: Glow sticks

Mia: Karate boards

Rookie: Spaghetti when you have a small pot

Zia: Rules