#karius gorite

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Zia: Truth or dare?

Rookie: Truth

Karius: How many hours have you slept this week?

Rookie: Dare

Crista: Go to sleep

Rookie: I don't like this game

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Edit of the worm boy, Karius Gorite!

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Rookie: Are you a cuddler?

Zia, scoffing: Rookiedee, I'm a rebel veteran that's been hardened from years of resistance against the empire AND a reality destroyer.

Rookie, Crista, & Karius:

Zia: Gog yes hold me please

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Zia: Rules are made to be broken.

Somebody: Rules are made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.

Karius: uh, Piñatas.

Crista: Glow sticks

Mia: Karate boards

Rookie: Spaghetti when you have a small pot

Zia: Rules

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Zia, setting down a card: ace of spades

Crista, pulling out an Uno card: +4!

Karius, pulling out a Pokémon card: PIKACHU! I CHOOSE YOU!

Rookie, trembling: W..What are we playing-

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Zia: Did you know that an octopus can change color to mimic its surroundings? When octopi do that, it’s called-

Rookie: An octo-lie.

Karius:

Crista:

Rookie:

Crista: … Mocktopus.

Zia, who loves puns just as much but wants to share cool facts: It’s- It’s metachrosis.

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Florin: What's the worst desicion you've ever made?

Karius: ...As in this week?

Rookie: This day?

Crista: This hour?

Zia with shirt partially on fire: This minute?

Sevlaz: stOP ONE-UPPING EACH OTHER

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Karius: "Do you have the time?"

Zia: "For you, Karius? Karius, are you joking? Are you yanking my chain? Are you joshin me? Karius. I will always have time for you. My time may be precious but you are more so. Karius Gorite, you... are a shining pearl in a sea of mediocrity. I would do anything for you." *wipes tear*

Karius: "No, like what time is it?"