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Brooklyn: Why did Xanatos call you baby girl

Goliath: How about we stop talking for a while

ELISA: I wish you’d just admit when you’ve made a mistake.

XANATOS: [stirring his coffee serenely] I prefer it with salt.

Angela: I love Broadway so much! He's amazing and so sweet and considerate! His love always blows me away.

Elisa: He blew me away once too.

Angela: Oh?

Elisa: Yes, with my own gun no less.

XANATOS: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.

ELISA: I'm guessing they're all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should have taken away?

XANATOS: Death isn't real, and I'm basically god!

Gargoyles incorrect qutoes 7

PUCK: Yes, hello? 911?

ELISA MAZA: This is 911, what is your emergency?

PUCK: Oh I just wanna talk...

ELISA MAZA: ...About what?

PUCK: Oh I don’t know...feelings?

Fang: Alright Mags go up to him and give Talon a nice firm slap on the a.ss and tell him to meet you in your room in 5 minutes

Maggie: I can’t believe I let you talk me into this

LEXINGTON: How do you rate your pain?

BROOKLYN: Zero stars.

LEXINGTON:

BROOKLYN: Would not recommend.

BROOKLYN: I'm just laying a little sugar to catch my snake.

LEXINGTON: Flies. Sugar catches flies.

BROOKLYN: What catches snakes?

BROADWAY: You gotta wear a snake trap.

ANGELA: No, you need those metal sticks with the grabber at the end.

LEXINGTON: Hudson uses those to get cereal down from his cupboard.

BROADWAY: Why are there snakes in Hudson's cupboard?

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