i come back stronger than a nineties cartoon

we are shitposters. we are gargoyles!

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Shitty Demona aesthetic: oh, yeah, kill your old clan and all of the human race. uh-huh. that’ll fill that gaping hole in the pit of your stomach, for sure. no, no, really, i think it’s a great idea

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ROBO-MACBETH: What's up? I'm back.

BROOKLYN: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead.

ROBO-MACBETH: Death is a social construct.

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XANATOS: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.

ELISA: I'm guessing they're all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should have taken away?

XANATOS: Death isn't real, and I'm basically god!

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[image id: a picture of Fox from Gargoyles with a speech bubble reading "every film noir detective who arrested the femme fatale instead of running away with her was a fool and a coward send post. 'boo hoo she stole the diamons/killed a man” yeah, and? maybe he deserved it. the diamonds look great with her outfit. you just hate to see a girlboss winning.” the speech bubble is a screenshot of a tumblr post by guinevereslancelot. end id]

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GOLIATH: Yesterday I overheard Broadway saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Brooklyn replying “Trust me.” and I have never moved from one room to another so fast in my life.

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XANATOS: Goliath, have I ever lied to you?

GOLIATH: Yes. Several times.

XANATOS: I meant today.

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DEMONA: If my daughter and I were drowning, who would you save?

THAILOG: You morons can’t even swim?

DEMONA: It’s just a hypothetical question. Who would you save?

THAILOG: My time and effort.

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OWEN: Detective Maza here to see you, sir.

XANATOS: Well, tell her I can't talk right now, Owen; I'm doing hot girl shit.

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GOLIATH: This thing — this you and me thing… it’s stupid!

ELISA: I know. Which is why we can’t do it… the you and me thing.

GOLIATH: No. I mean, you’re stupid. … I mean… I don’t mean that. No. I think maybe I do!

ELISA: Wow. With sweet talk like that, you’ll definitely melt my reservations.

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FOX: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?

OWEN: How am I supposed to know?

XANATOS: You say, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.

OWEN: [sighs]

OWEN: You wouldn’t be trapped.

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BROOKLYN: You tricked us!

DEMONA: I deceived you. “Tricked” makes it sound like we have a playful relationship.

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XANATOS: Well, if it isn't Hudson.

HUDSON: But it is me.

XANATOS: No, it's an expression—

HUDSON: Your villain tricks won't work on me!

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MACBETH: I invited you here because I crave the deadliest game.

BROOKLYN, NODDING SAGELY: Knife Monopoly.

MACBETH: I was actually planning to hunt you for sport but now I'm curious about what Knife Monopoly is.

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ELISA: Xanatos poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses!

MATT: He did?

ELISA: No! But are we just gonna wait around until he does?

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HUDSON: In the words of today's youth, ya basic!

DEMONA: ...?

HUDSON: It's devastating. You're devastated right now.

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XANATOS: You can’t make everyone like you. You’re not Owen.

ELISA: What? Not everyone likes Owen.

XANATOS: Who doesn’t?

ELISA: Well-

XANATOS: Names, now. Give me their names.

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ELISA: On our side we have facts, science, and reason. All The Quarrymen have is fear-mongering and lies.

ELISA:

ELISA: Oh my god, they’re gonna win.