#incorrect hazbin

[incorrect-hazbin-hotel]

Charlie, very seriously: “You need to stop doing weird things to cope with the stress. Going outside might help.”

Lucifer: “I went to the park today.”

Charlie: “There you go! I hope you got something from that.”

Lucifer, opening his coat: “This duck!”

[fizzarolli-fizzie-frogg]

It's me It's me MOOOOXXIIEEEE!!!!!!

[devilleworship]

things I've said about my cat that Alastor would say about Niffty

Alastor: Every time she wakes up she has this look like the world will pay dearly for the crime of waking her

Alastor: *calling her little miscreant*

Alastor: I just love her angry little face. She always looks like she wants to kill you.

Alastor: She is in jail for tiny crimes

[my-dark-lord]

Valentino, bursting into the room: You two are having sex! Alastor, not looking up from his book: Really? Angel, why didn’t you tell me? I would have put my book down.

[dragonflavoredcake]

Lucifer: Okay, things are happening, and things are getting serious, so I think it's time for us to get ready to go commando.

Vaggi:

Charlie:

Angel:

Husk:

Charlie: Dad, I don't think that means what you think it means.

[elasgottoomuchfreetime]

Charlie: How's the sexiest person here~?

Vaggie: I don't know, how are they~?

Charlie, flustered: I-

Angel, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!

[in-the-words-of-the-hellaverse]

Lucifer: This violin once belonged to your Grandfather. Charlie: Grandpa is immortal... Lucifer: Yes, but he's so shitty at the Violin. I stole it because he keeps keeps sending me recordings of his work. Take it, please.

[fics-and-quotes-andthelike]

An Assistant (watching Vox and Valentino fight): Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt? Velvette (not bothered by the chaos): It’s fine. They’re too evenly matched to hurt each other. Assistant: Then… who’s the strongest out of you three? Vox: Velvette. Valentino: Velvette. Velvette: Me.