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Handy guide to Hermitcraft groups/platonic pairings

Squads

Aerial Sheep Service (S5): Zedaph, Tango, Xisuma

Allium Alliance: Bdubs, Etho, Beef, Doc, False

Arizona Dads (S10): Impulse, Skizz, Tango

Bed Trio / Sleepy Trio: Scar, Bdubs, Grian

Big Eye Crew (S8): Bdubs, Keralis, Tango

Blue Bin Bags (S10): Hypno, Mumbo, Ren

Boatem Crew (S8): Grian, Mumbo, Scar, Pearl, Impulse

Boomers (S7): Impulse, Tango, Bdubs

Create Crew / Coggers: Bdubs, Keralis, Tango, Zedaph, Scar

Clockers: Cleo, Scar, Bdubs

C-Team (S11): Skizz, Mumbo, Ren

Dragon Bros (S6): Grian, Bdubs, Mumbo, False

E.G.G. (S11): Etho, Gem, Grian

Evil Empire (S8): Xisuma, Jevin, Beef, Wels

Fight Club (S10): Gem, Joel, Cub, Pearl

GIGS: Grian, Impulse, Gem, Scar, Skizz

G-Team (S6): Grian, Cleo, Mumbo, Jevin, Joe, Tango

Hermitcraft Environmental Protection Agency [HEP] (S7): Scar, Bdubs, Cub, Tango, Xisuma, False, Keralis, Mumbo

Hermit Dads: Joehills, Bdubs, Docm77, Keralis, Tango, Impulse, Beef, Skizz, Joel

HermitFactory (S10): Wels, Joe, Hypno, Xisuma

Hermit Gals: Gem, Pearl, False

HHH Crew: Xisuma, Cleo, Joe

Hippies (S6): Ren, Impulse, and Grian

IDEA (S6): Xisuma, Bdubs, Keralis

Knights of the Square Table (S9): Rendog, Bdubs, Cleo, Joe, Cub, Scar

Late Night Crew (S9): Joe, Tango, Bdubs, Jevin, Scar, Etho, Cub

Magic Mountaineers (S10): Grian, Scar, Joel, Gem, Impulse, Skizz, Mumbo

Mounders (S10): Mumbo, Bdubs, Pearl, Joel

Mustard Milk Tots (S10): Cleo, Beef, Doc, Skizz, Tango

Mycelium Resistance (S7): Grian, Impulse, Etho, XB, Ren, Jevin, Doc

Milk Sog Quartet (S9): Bdubs, Scar, Tango, Grian, Cub

Monolith Trio (S9): Ren, Bdubs, and Etho

New Hermit Order (S5): Bdubs, Doc, Etho, Beef

No Braincells Trio / Buttercups (S9): Grian, Mumbo, Scar

PET Neighbors (S10): Pearl, Etho, Tango

Poe Poe (S10): Grian, Cub, Scar, Skizz

Purple Pickles (S10): Joe, Keralis, XB, Xisuma

Red Rashers (S10): Bdubs, Etho, False, Jevin

Secret Society (S10): Grian, Etho, Gem

Sewer Cats (S7): Impulse, Scar, Grian, Bdubs

Soup Group / Trifle Trio (S9): Gem, Pearl, Impulse

Spanners / Sub One Club (S10): Mumbo, Skizz, Grian

Team BEST (S10): Bdubs, Etho, Skizz, Tango

Team Canada: Etho, Beef, Gem

Team STAR / Hermit Gang (S6): Doc, Wels, False, Impulse, Xisuma, Ren, Mumbo (briefly as a double agent)

Team TIES: Tango, Impulse, Etho, Skizz

Team ZITS: Zedaph, Impulse, Tango, and Skizz

Team ZIT: Zedaph, Impulse, Tango

Tuff Guys (S10): Etho, Bdubs, Tango

Villies: Pearl, Gem, Grian

Wood Collective (S10): Beef, Doc, and Skizz

XIGS (S10): Xisuma, Impulse, Gem, Skizz

5k Club: False, Cub, Scar

Duos

Aerial Fox Service (S10): Zed and Skizz

Area 77 (S6): Scar and Doc

Aqua Town Duo (S7): Scar and Bdubs

Big Salmon (S10): Beef and Skizz

Birchfellas (S4): Cub and Wels

Boat Boys: Joel and Etho

Clock Duo / Homewreckers: Impulse and Bdubs

Clumsy Cooking Duo: Zedaph and Tango

Convex / ConCorp (S5-S6): Scar and Cub

Crastle Duo: Bdubs and Cleo

Deadliest Duo: Grian and Joel

DERP Duo: Tango and Impulse

Desert Duo: Grian and Scar

Elven Duo (S9): Gem and Scar

Gingerbread Duo / Snail Duo / Snailblings: Grian and Gem

Her-munculous (S6): Cleo and False

Hohenzollern Castle Duo (S8): Joe and Cleo

Horse Head Farms (S8): Hypno and XB

Immutables: Ren and Skizz (S10)

Imp and Skizz (S10): Impulse and Skizz

Jade Duo (S10): Gem and Joel

Logfellas (S4): Xisuma and Ren

Magical Mountain: Joel and Scar

Maple Duo (S10): Gem and Etho

Nightknight: Pearl and Wels

Moondog: Pearl and Ren

Octagon (S8): Doc and Ren

Podzol Party (S7): Beef and Hypno

PogSupremacy Duo: False and Ren

Purpur Duo (S10): Pearl and Joel

Rich Duo: Mumbo and Keralis

Ruby Duo (S10): Pearl and Tango

Shiny Duo: Gem and Pearl

Sky Siblings / Sky Duo / Skyblings: Pearl and Grian

Sunflower Duo: Scar and Pearl (S9)

Swamp Lump: Gem and False

The Swifties: Gem and Impulse (S10)

Tall and Short (S9): Bdubs and Etho

Ungulate Duo (S10): Gem and Doc

Waffle Duo: Grian and Mumbo

Warden Wranglers (S9): Xisuma and Cub

Wither Duo: Grian and Impulse

PLEASE COMMENT WITH ANY I’VE MISSED, BECAUSE I KNOW I DIDN’T GET ALL OF THEM

[shoopsi]

*cracks knuckles* time to fuckin blog 

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[shaylai]

Woah they're bisexual, I didn't know that!

[izapug]

Pomni que ouve evanescence ~

[audley-and-cherry]

My least favorite things about anti- UBI discourse is always the techbros whining that "nobody is going to work anymore! People will just watch Netflix all day!" and I have 2 responses:

1) Who the fuck cares. Who the fuck cares what people do with their time! That's kind of the fucking point!

2) People aren't going to stop laboring. Housework (look, it's right there in the word!) will still need to be done. So will maintenance on our homes and personal spaces. Children will still need carers, as will the elderly and disabled. There are millions of examples of ~work~ that we do all the time, uncompensated, that won't suddenly stop because we aren't forced to sell our labor to provide corporation's profits.

I'm not surprised that what is traditionally women's work is invisible to these dipshits, but it never fails to anger me.

Anyway. Join the IWW.

[sleepyowlet]

Field studies have been conducted in several countries now, and the result is always the same - people will just flop about for a couple of months to recover from the burnout most people who have a job live with, and then they look for something to do. Some get a job with reduced hours, and some start doing charitable stuff like volunteering in soup kitchens and teaching others to do whatever their particular skill is. They socialize more, they are happier, and on average, people will work more, not less.

But the thing is, employers suddenly have to think about how to make their jobs appealing enough for someone to come and do them! It's hard to find someone to work for you for long hours under horrible conditions, if they can just choose not to; which shows you how voluntary our current system actually is.

[trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter]

🎶People won't stop working! If so, fuck it!🎵

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

I'll be making sure we still have engineers and machinists haha

[the-haiku-bot]

I’ll be making sure

we still have engineers and

machinists haha

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[pokemonarchive]

Snorlax & The Moon Calendar (2026) - Pokémon Sleep Calendar: June Illustrator: gyura_gyura

[autistobrat]

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

[hils79]

I am deleting this app off my phone

[gluedex]

[jaydendr4ws]

TADC x liminal spaces 🪑🌱

[twinkhole-destroyer]

they will kill you for having fun on the internet

[princecroutons]

Lots of Mimi posts.....I approve 👌🏼more

as you wish

[lifeofbrybooks]

I’m trying to get the boys I coach to stop saying “I’m gonna kms” after every little inconvenience (it’s my fault tbh) and last night my goalie missed an easy shot and screamed he’s gonna run away to Africa, become a National Geographic photographer and win the Wildlife Photographer of the Year award.

Turns out that’s actually what he wants to do. And I love that he replaced ending his life with his dreams for his future. Like yes, this inconvenience sucks but I will persist anyway.

[3hkowalski]

Oh it’s the trio I missed so much

I love this old render by Glitch

[saltoncity]

girl is that a knife in your hand or are you jerking off your sharp detachable penis in my stomach

[bimmyjimmy]

nosy

[sashaforthewin]

[everythingfox]

Really enjoying the scritches

[icarus-suraki]