#incorrect head cannons

[theroseofambrose]

Lester thoughts

I have so many Lester head cannons that will never see the light of day because I wrote them thinking that Lester was in the military. They are living in my google docs though and I keep coming across them.

I thought Lester was in the military because I thought the necklace, he wears were military dog tags. Someone had to explain to me on here, that they were in fact not.

[accioalifeplease]

James Potter never learned the difference between those vibrating back massagers and y’know vibrators so when he visited Moony’s house the summer before sixth year he pulled out a vibrating dildo from Moony’s nightstand and proceeded to use it to get the knot out of his back from the long broom flight to the cottage