Mar 5, 2020
BRIAN: It’s really muggy out today
PATRICK: If I go outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn I’m going to kill you
BRIAN: *sips coffee from a bowl*
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BRIAN: It’s really muggy out today
PATRICK: If I go outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn I’m going to kill you
BRIAN: *sips coffee from a bowl*
ADAM: I failed the kitchen safety course today
MILLY: Why? What happened?
ADAM: Well one of the questions was “In case of a fire what steps would you take?”
MILLY: And?
ADAM: Well, apparently, “FUCKING LARGE ONES” isn’t an acceptable answer
SCOTT: Look, let's just agree to say "I'm sorry" on the count of three. One, two, three.
ANTON:
SCOTT:
SCOTT: Now, see I'm just disappointed in both of us.
“Think fast. Die young. Leave a sexy corpse.”
Nick, probably
DAN: Can you pass me the pepper?
ANTHONY: What’s the magic word~
DAN:
DAN: *begins chanting in latin*
ANTHONY, PANICKING: JUST TAKE IT OH MY GOD