#incorrect johnlock

[johnumqralock]

Sherlock: wow I am so good with eye contact haha

John: Help why is he starring at me?!

[purple--queen]

Mary : This is my boyfriend, John.

Mary: And this is John's boyfriend, Sherlock.

[sleepywolverine]

Mrs. Hudson: Is that blood or chocolate?

Sherlock: *licks it off the floor* Damn. Chocolate.

John: *facepalms*

@gingaaaaa @a-victorian-girl

[give-bucky-his-boyfriend-back]

John and Sherlock: *staring out the window*

Mycroft: What are you doing??

John: Sherlock broke the tv so we're watching a couple break up across the street

[spn-lesbian]

Sherlock: I DO WHAT I WANT

Greg: I’m calling John

Sherlock: no wait

[totallycorrectjohnlockquotes]

Sherlock: You love me, right John?

John: Normally, I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it

[it-happened-once-in-a-meme]

This one's for the Johnlock shippers :)

A shot of Sherlock running, the video freezes and John's voice takes over: There Sherlock was, trying to catch the girl. And by that I mean that we were trying to get hold of a female serial killer. And Sherlock was running too fast.

(The video resumes.)

John: I'll meet you around the corner, honey.

(Source: me-e-eh u u uh u 🎵)

[spaceworldlypleasures]

John: Do you want to hear it, or do you just want to be a smart-arse?

Sherlock: I want to be a smart-arse.

Sherlock, holding his hand out: Hi, I'm Sherlock Holmes. We clearly haven't met before.