#wrong quotes

[shantismurf]

[elliforelliart]

[ste11ata]

Soap being ‘VERY’ funny

There’ll be more wrong quotes stuff in.. easer style. I wanted this to be a sketch and got carried away

[patronusponderings]

James: I brought you a rock. Regulus: ... Why? James: It reminded me of you! Regulus: In what possible way? James: ...It's very smooth but also looks like it could ruin someone's day Regulus: You are ridiculous Regulus: ...Thank you.

[ironvines]

[sweatervest-obsessed]

Y/n: see how Garcia brought the shots back to the table?

Prentiss: very thoughtful.

JJ: very demure.

Morgan: what the fuck—

*hotch arrives*

Garcia: see how Hotch was late?

Prentiss: not very mindful.

Reid: not demure.

[couldeatthatgirlforlunch]

Fun little thought, what if reader started kicking Hal in the balls without saying a word everytime they see him after that... less than consensual situation.

I mean EVERYTIME

Hal: Hey I know I messed u- *inhuman screech*

Reader: *kick him and walks away calmly*

________

*at a meeting bringing coffee*

Hal: Please talk to m- *bitch scream*

Reader: *pours hot coffee on his D, kicks him and turns to batman with a smile* Here's your iced coffee with whiskey, and maple syrup.

________

Batman: So we have noticed some... new hobby of yours, that might be affecting the work morale....

Hal: *on the floor crying after tasting reader's new shoes*

Superman: *concerned*

Wonder Woman: *tears of joy*

Reader: I have no idea what you are talking about.

The JL will do half assed attempts to stop it but everyone knows he deserveds it.

I can hold grudges for a loooooooooong time.

Rage took over your rationality for a long time, at some point, you and the League start getting suspisious...

The first few times he might have been caught off guard, but at some point, he's either delusional, or, well... He's getting turned on. It wouldn't be outrageous to think that, based on his previous "deviated conducts"

When questioned, Hal gets evasive

I personally don't think by Hal's personality he would enjoy being humiliated in front of other people maybe in the bedroom, only if you asked rly nice and cute, but for the sake of memes, let's leave it ambiguous if he is or not...

3 scenarios might happen:

1-You get tired and stop.

2-You realize he might me aroused and stop.

3-You start wearing especially pointy shoes that really hurt, and Hal stops aproaching you, just talks to you in a safe distance, and everything goes back to normal when you are the one to take initiative to talk to him in person first, and not just through e-mails, texts and phone calls, for whatever reason.

But be aware, each ring color means an emotion, Hal got green bc of his strong will

[cherryundersnow]

Gomez Addams driving with Isaac:

So compañero! How did I do?

Isaac Night completely disheveled and as green as a lime laying sideways in his seat:

How about we never do that again?