omi and ryuji having an argument be like:
ryuji: you meanie have stop these bullshits
omi: *remains silent and enters his hiroto mode*
ryuji: i don’t tf know what is wrong with you but if you needed help you fucking piece of shit go hold onto something or talk to me…
omi: *grabs ryuji’s ass*
ryuji: *blushes and screams* whAt thE fUck are you doing???
omi: *innocently looking at ryuji* you asked me to hold onto something when i needed help why are you surprised
ryuji smacks omi on the head and runs away forgetting they’re literally arguing
// this have to end like this cuz omiryu are never divorced ISTG












