#incorrect lcdp

[dogheadedsaints]

Incorrect LCDP Scenes

[getinloser]

Andrés, sighing: I should warn you, I'm not good at keeping secrets from Martìn. He's been known to use physical torture.

Sergio: You mean he tickles you?

Andrés: As i said, physical torture.

[spiny-norman]

La Casa de Papel + comment-tube part 2

[rockttm]

lcdp be like:

[i-dont-get-cold]

A short talk with my dad as Denver and the professor:

Denver: Do you think spraying bug spray on my bug bites will stop them from itching?

The Professor: ....no.

[dogheadedsaints]

Tokyo: Palermo come get your girlfriend

Berlin: who you calling girlfriend

Tokyo: fine, Palermo come get your boyfriend

Berlin: who you calling—

Palermo: he prefers the term BI friend

[dogheadedsaints]

Professor: What’s the First Rule of Fight Club?

Palermo: No women

[dogheadedsaints]

Palermo: *texts Sergio* I have covid, I can’t come downstairs to your lecture

Sergio: what are your symptoms?

Palermo: my throat is sore

Sergio: stop sucking so much dick