#incorrect lcdp quotes

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Palermo: *texts Sergio* I have covid, I can’t come downstairs to your lecture

Sergio: what are your symptoms?

Palermo: my throat is sore

Sergio: stop sucking so much dick

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Berlín *drawing with two hands as he chatters on*: and anyway I'm ambidextrous and that's-

Denver: oh, that's cool man, love who you love!

Berlín: ?????????????????

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Incorrect Palermo quotes

Palermo: “‘I'm a bitch, I'm a lover. I'm a child, I'm a mother. I'm a sinner, I'm a saint. And I do not feel ashamed. I'm your hell, I'm your dream, I'm nothing in between. You know you wouldn't want it any other way’”

Sergio: I beg your parden?

Andrés: He’s not finished

Palermo: “‘I'm a bitch, I'm a tease. I'm a goddess on my knees. When you hurt, When you suffer I'm your angel undercover. I've been numb. I'm revived. Can't say I'm not alive!’”

Andrés: Ok, he’s done now

Palermo: “‘YOU KNOW YOU WOULDN’T WANT IT ANY OTHER WAY!!’”

Sergio: ... ... ...

Andrés: Last night I was subjected to a 15 minute choreographed performance to Natalie Imbruglia’s Torn so consider yourself lucky

Palermo: *removes his shirt and lies on the floor dramatically*

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Nairobi, pointing at her chest: the police can't beat us because we have this

Río: because we have heart?

Nairobi: heart? no. I'm pointing at myself. The police can't win because we have me. I'm going to guide us to victory.

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Palermo, over comm: it's Palermo

El Profesor, sighing: what has he done this time?

Palermo: no, it's me, it's Palermo

El Profesor: what have you done this time?

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Did you mean: Monica Gaztambide

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