Mar 2, 2019
Tiff: *loses Maggie in a crowd*
Tiff, to some rando: Can you help me find my girlfriend?
Rando: What's she look like?
Tiff, sobbing: Beautiful!
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Tiff: *loses Maggie in a crowd*
Tiff, to some rando: Can you help me find my girlfriend?
Rando: What's she look like?
Tiff, sobbing: Beautiful!
“Sine is a vibrator that can talk back.”
~Joshua
Judge: You’re sentenced to death. You’ll be hung.
Sine, from the back: HE’S ALREADY HUNG
Joshua: Your honor, uncuff me so I can high-five my boyfriend.
Sine: What's a good response to getting stabbed with a sword?
Maggie: "Rude."
Robert: "That's fair."
Colin: "Not again."
Tiff: "Are you gonna want this back, or should I take it?"
Joshua: Guess you'll have to send me hot texts tonight.
Sine: If I had 8 limbs like an octopus I'd touch you with all of them.
Joshua: Okay try again.
Tatiana: Would you say Robert is a night person or a morning person?
Joshua: *watches Robert chug a cup of pure espresso, walk into a wall, then finally stumble into her room* She’s barely a person in general.
Tatiana: I need you to deliver a message to one of the bots.
Joshua: Who?
Tatiana: I can't remember their name, the one with all the emotional issues.
Joshua: Mom..
Joshua: Mom, that's the whole crew.
Joshua: Dinner is on the table!
*Sine walks in to see Joshua sitting seductively on the table*
Sine: …
Sine: But it’s pizza night…