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Sine: What's a good response to getting stabbed with a sword?

Maggie: "Rude."

Robert: "That's fair."

Colin: "Not again."

Tiff: "Are you gonna want this back, or should I take it?"

Full Body shots of Tiff and Maggie from @learn10

Maggie: You know, the number of people who will die before you is constantly decreasing and, eventually it will reach 0.

Robert: See? That's why serial killers shouldn't kill people. They're just decreasing the number faster.

Colin: Yes, *that's* why.

Robert: This is insane!

 Tiff: You call it insane, we call it a regular Tuesday on the Mary Jane.

Maggie: … It’s Thursday.

Maggie: Oh my god, did you put glitter in the laundry detergent?

Sine: Oh yeah. I'm experimenting with some new entrepreneurial ideas. That one's called Sparkle Suds. Dress loud.

Maggie: Will you stop putting glitter in everything? This morning you put glitter in the butter.

Sine: Disco Dairy. Spread the party.

Tiff: So I was thinking. Should we have a spring wedding or maybe a summer wedding? I don’t want it to be too cold though.

Maggie: Tiff, we’re not even engaged.

Tiff: …

Tiff: SO THAT’S WHAT I FORGOT TO DO LAST NIGHT!

Robert: I’m having feelings again, like some kind of fourteen year old kid. You remember feelings, right?

Maggie: Yeah, I have feelings every single day of my life.

Robert: Do you?

Maggie: Are you saying you don’t have feelings?

Tiff: Robert is late. Again.

Colin: How did this happen? I called her at 8 o’clock this morning and pretended it was 11.

Sine: I printed up that fake schedule for her saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon.

Maggie: I set her clock to say PM when it’s really AM.

Tiff: Oh, boy. We may have overdone it.

*Robert bursts through the door*

Robert: WHAT THE HELL TIME IS IT?!

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