Mar 5, 2019
“Sine is a vibrator that can talk back.”
~Joshua
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“Sine is a vibrator that can talk back.”
~Joshua
Judge: You’re sentenced to death. You’ll be hung.
Sine, from the back: HE’S ALREADY HUNG
Joshua: Your honor, uncuff me so I can high-five my boyfriend.
Sine: Jail is no fun, I'll tell you that.
Joshua: *surprised* You've been?
Sine: Once, in Monopoly.
Joshua: You really want to go there with me?
Sine: I went there, bought a house, moved in, bitch. And now I’m remodeling the kitchen!
Other bots: *from a distance* Ooooo boyyyy.
Tatiana: Would you say Robert is a night person or a morning person?
Joshua: *watches Robert chug a cup of pure espresso, walk into a wall, then finally stumble into her room* She’s barely a person in general.
Sine: I’m in the mood for a quickie.
Joshua, choking: A what??
Sine: A quickie, y'know, one of those tart things.
Joshua:
Joshua: It’s pronounced quiche, Sine.
Joshua: You’re like a beautiful gazelle.
Sine: You’re like a cute rat.
Joshua: Literally any other animal…
Sine: Lobster.
Joshua: That is the unsexiest animal.
Sine: Go suck a dick!
Joshua: Hahahaha, that's your job now, honey.... oh I am gonna pay for that one