#incorrect legends arceus

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Adaman: Have you ever wanted to just be a microwave? Just spin... and be warm... and make incoherent noises... and be useful...

Arezu: Are you ok?

Adaman: No please take me to therapy.

Melli: hang on he has a point.

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Melli: How do people with biting kinks live? I've been bitten by creatures before and that shit hurts.

Adaman: what-

Melli: I just had a mental breakdown at 3am and I'm calling you from my shower I am not a proud man.

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Volo: Spoons are so expensive

Cyllene: Really?

Volo: It's like £9000 (I know that's not the currency for Pokémon but I'm British so I'll be using this) for one spoon.

Cyllene: WHERE ARE YOU GETTING SPOONS?

Akari: Steal them from Alakazam

Kamado: You are all safety hazards

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Arezu: ADAMAN?? WHAT WAS THAT?! ARE YOU DEAD?!

Adaman: Yes, I'm dead. This is a voice recording.

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Melli: I wouldn't call it a superiority complex I'd just call it self awareness.

Adaman: Self awareness?

Melli: I'm very aware of myself and my beauty and the fact that I'm above you all.

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Akari: Volo is trustworthy

Volo: A FOOLISH MISCALCULATION

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Irida: Gaeric have you seen my yellow hoodie?

Gaeric: what colour is it?

Irida: Blue.

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Akari: If I get 5 thumbs up I'll egg the galaxy headquarters!

Laventon: No!

Rei: OO IF I GET 5 THUMBS UP I'LL BUY THE EGGS FOR AKARI!