The Herdier's Bite

@the-herdier

1994/F/Cis/Christian/Autistic/I try to keep it SFW-only. Welcome to the mind of a dog-loving Pokemon, WoW, and FFXIV nerd! I'm also JoJo and LoGH trash. Absolutely anyone can interact with this blog, but if you’re a social justice blogger or a white supremacist, you probably won’t like me very much. I also don't like age gap ships. My main Warrior of Light is Oskar Reuenthal on Zalera!

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guineapiggies

Via poshpigs.ig

red-eye-radio

So I thought y'all would like this too This great white comes to the jersey shore every year and this year they named her and have been tracking her hella so this is Mary Lee and she decided to show herself under this rainbow for pride month A true gay icon

victoryyodel

#This is the representation I’ve been looking for

knight pigeon

starling

disco starling

emo heron in boots

I don't know how it is in other countries, but in the US, a magistrate is the judge you see after being booked into jail to determine bail. So now I'm imagining MagiStarion mostly having to deal with the drunken idiots brought in the night before :D

#magistarion #astarion #astarion ancunin #baldur's gate 3

meanbossart

Real Life AU where Astarion makes a living charging for Not Legal Advice and posting "Lawyer Here-" reels on social media. Drew is an edgy contemporary artist and the lead vocalist of The Dead Four (unsigned and banned from most venues). They dine and dash, commit tax fraud and make a killing posting thirst traps to IG.

thepalelawyer

mandatory handle inspiration reblog 😁 here’s where it all began. Also the “lawyer here” detail made me choke.

myfandomincolor

I like that all my silliest fan creations are somehow related to Astarion.

Background credit to Pidgeomn on The Spriters Resource

Character illus and overlays by me.

loustica-lucia

BG3 — Bound by Blood

I had the pleasure of working on a four pages comic for the @astarion-fanzine !🩸 Illustrating Astarion long before Baldur's Gate 3, when he was a corrupted magistrate, and how he became a vampire.

🔗 astarionfanzine.itch.io

WIPs & Timelapse:

oceansubconscious

Astarion makes one incorrect judgement.

drizzledrawings

☆tiger☆

Astarion going back to practicing law in the Underdark, mostly as a mediator for disputes between vampires.

#astarion ancunin #baldur's gate 3 #astarion

Sometimes I hate that the world expects you to function at 100% all the time no matter how you feel about it. They don't care that you're tired or need some time to process or just don't want to deal with the unpleasant sensation today, they want what they want as fast as possible and at the best quality and if they don't get exactly that, they get mad. I mean I get that it's a part of adult life but still, it's not pleasant.

#stop barking herdier #actually autistic #actually adhd #audhd #sorry I didn't sleep well last night so I'm cranky #and also feeling overwhelmed for various reasons

thestuffedalligator

“When we were kids, the Phonics Wizard came to our town to show off how the letter E can change the sounds of vowels. He turned a can into a cane, a pin into a pine. This one kid had a cap and he changed it into a cape, that kind of thing.

“And we loved it, we were all having a great time, but then he saw my sister and I, and he just got this - this look in his eyes, and then-”

She hesitated, worrying the coarse material between her fingers. “Things got pretty bad after that,” she muttered. “I know it’s silly, but I try to keep - her - comfortable. We don’t know if she can still hear us, or see us, or if she’s even still in here, but I like to think she is. I talk to her when I can, I leave music on when I’m out of the house. I tried to convince my parents to bring her with us when we went to Disneyland, but they didn’t - didn’t really take that well.”

After a moment, she put the ball of twine back onto its pillow. “Anyways. They tried to arrest the Phonics Wizard, but he had a plan in case something went wrong and he turned it into a plane and flew away.”