#incorrect lok quotes

[thirdlotusprince3]

Korra: Aang, how do I get revenge on those who have wronged me?

Aang: The best revenge is letting go and living well.

Korra:

Korra: Kyoshi, how do I get-

Kyoshi: Stab. Eliminate. Destroy.

[korrahsamis]

Korra: I need motivation to not kill Republic City’s President

Asami: we can’t fuck if you’re in prison

[the-herdier]

Korra: "What time is it?"

Tahno: "I don't know. Pass me that trombone and we'll find out."

Tahno: *plays the trombone very loudly*

Mako, in the distance: "WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE TROMBONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING!?"

Tahno: "It's two in the morning."

[illuminatisalami]

Korra: this is peaceful remember? You didn’t bring a gun did you?

Asami: no, of course not.

Korra: phew good I was worried for a second.

Asami: I brought a bazooka

Korra: …what is wrong with you?

[thatoneguy56fanfic]

Korra finally captures Kuvira.

Korra: “It’s over, Kuvira! I’m taking you in. You’re going to face whatever punishment the world deems fit.” *slaps a pair of handcuffs on Kuvira’s wrists*

Kuvira: *smirks* “Ooo, what kind of punishment? Are you going to bend me over your knee and spank me for being a naughty girl?”

Korra: *blushes* “What?”

Kuvira: “What?”

[correct-gaang]

Mai: Where are my fucking glasses?

Zuko, covering Izumi's ears: Mai, not in front of Izumi, say it nicer?

Mai: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my fucking glasses, sir?

[erzasimpbitch]

Korra: Sometimes I get so caught up on being gay that I forget I'm actually bi.

[l2bbocsstuff]

Korra is a menace to herself

Korra: I'm not that accident prone!! Asami: Korra, you just set the curtains on fire. Korra: (blushing profusely) Sorry about that!!

Asami: Korra, how did you get a black eye? Korra: I was doing the dishes. Asami: Doing the dishes?  How do you injure yourself doing that?  Korra: I was water bending and I used too much force.  The water hit the pan, the pan hit me. Asami: (Shakes her head)  I keep telling you for your own safety NO BENDING IN THE HOUSE! Korra (on the phone): Asami, how much did you enjoy the rose bushes in the backyard? Asami: What did you do? Korra: Jinora was over and we may have gotten a little carried away while air bending. Asami: How carried away? Korra: We really didn't mean to create that vortex.... Asami: KORRA!!! Korra: I think the shrubbery looks nice on the roof. This one is by a friend.   Asami: Why is the sink all... morphed? Korra: I may or may not have metal bended it... Asami: Why...? Korra: Cause the knife slipped out of my hand and um.... I may or may not have sent it flying" Asami: How... (eyes the sink) Korra: You don't want to know. Asami: (sighs while pointing towards the living room) "Out." Korra:  B-But... Asami: Out!