not-so-incorrect ATLA

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Toph: We need to get through this locked door. Zuko, give me your credit card.

Zuko: Uh... Here

Toph, pocketing it: Thanks

Toph: [kicks down the door]

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Suki: Toph, keep an eye on Sokka today. He's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched. Toph: Sure, I’d love to see Sokka get punched. Suki: Try again. Toph, sighing: I will stop Sokka from getting punched.

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[Toph and Sokka sitting in jail together] Toph: So who should we call? Sokka: I’d call Katara, but I feel safer in jail

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Zuko: What do you think Toph will do for a distraction? Aang: She’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do. [building explodes and several car alarms go off] Aang: ... or she could do that.

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Katara: Suki, can I talk to you for a second? Suki: Yeah, what’s up? Lemme guess. You and Aang are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss? Katara: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I’ve read books.

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Toph: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited Sokka: If? Sokka: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and you might not even die.

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Sokka: What time is it?

Toph: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out

Toph: [plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune]

Zuko: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING

Toph: It’s 2 am

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Mai: Tell Izumi about the birds and the bees.

Zuko: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.

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Zuko, to Mai and Azula: You have to apologize to eachother

Azula: As if-

Mai: Fine

Mai, to Azula: 'Unfuck you', or whatever

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Katara: WHY- Why did you give Toph a KNIFE?!

Aang: I’m sorry! She said she felt unsafe.

Katara: Now I feel unsafe!

Aang: I’m sorry.

Aang: ... Would you like a knife?

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Zuko: So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Azula does? I mean, what if she jumped off a cliff?

Ozai: If Azula were to jump off a cliff, she would’ve done her due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Azula jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.

Zuko: … You jump off a cliff

Ozai: Gladly. Provided Azula did first.

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IM ALIVEE

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Aang: In my defense, I was left unsupervised

Katara: Wasn't Zuko with you?

Zuko: ... In my defense, I was also left unsupervised

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Ty Lee: Mai, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?

Mai: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later

Ty Lee: Oh ok, I love you too. I’ll just ask Azula

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Katara: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me

Sokka: Okay, but in my defense, Toph bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo

Katara: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

Sokka: … What? No, of course not- You’re the one farting bubbles

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Sokka: I told Toph her ears flush when she lies Katara: Why? Sokka: Look Sokka: Hey, Toph! Do you love us? Toph, covering her ears: No Katara: