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so totally not based on real events i just witnessed but i got an idea

i present some incorrect magicians quotes:

Penny: *honking his car horn really loud and angrily*

Quentin, standing in the road, mumbling & half asleep: can i help you…?

OR, alternatively:

Margo, yelling from atop her horse, not giving a single f*ck: beeeeeeep beeeeeeep let’s gooooo

Eliot, smiling up at her dazed as he pets the horse: can i help you???

Alice: Where's the first aid kit?

Eliot: Behind the bar

Alice: This is just whiskey

Eliot: There's also gin

Penny: Fuck Quentin

Eliot: I'm trying

Eliot: I have no fears

Quentin: what if you woke up one day and I was taller than you

Eliot:

Eliot: I have one fear

Quentin: can you at least try to see this from my perspective?

Margo: *crouches down*

Eliot: *kneels*

Quentin: I hope you both die

Eliot, wearing an apron and towel over his shoulder: Quentin!

Margo, also wearing an apron: Quentin you're home!

Quentin: What--

Margo, wiping down the kitchen counter: Honey, I cleaned the house for you!

Eliot, opening the oven: I made dinner, doll!

Margo: We missed you!

Eliot: Welcome home!

Quentin: Guys, please...

Quentin: This is Ikea. We're going to get kicked out.

Penny: *sees a group of people doing something stupid*

Penny: what a bunch of idiots

Penny: *realizes it’s Margo, Elliot, and Quentin*

Penny: wait a minute, those are my idiots!

Julia: she’s a top for sure

Quentin: wh,,what do I even say to that?

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