#incorrect matrix quotes

[bluesakura007]

Smith: *In the midst of yet another moment of rage* "Oh fffffffff-fiddlesticks! Dammit! This really ruffles my damn feathers!"

Cypher: *Turns to Jones and Brown* "Somebody please teach this guy to say fuck."

Quote source: the Perchance Incorrect Quotes Generator.

I was just thinking the other day about how in a movie series that's rife with S-bombs and "damn"s, Smith's one of the characters who swears the least. His grand total stands at one "Dammit" after the helicopter crash in 1, one "Damn" in Enter the Matrix, and one instance of him using the word "Bitch" to refer to Trinity while possessing Bane in Revolutions, and that's it lmao.

[doggydogchamp]

NEO: Will you date me? Breathe if yes, recite the bible in Japanese if no ;) SMITH: まだ何もなかった時、神は天と地を造りました。 NEO: What the? SMITH: 地は形も定まらず、闇に包まれた水の上を、さらに… NEO: Is that actually the bible?? SMITH: …神の霊が覆っていました。 NEO: AND YOU STOPPED BREATHING, TOO?! SMITH: 神が「光よ、輝き出よ。」と言われた NEO: I would have preferred you just beat me up and call me gay. (´･_･`)

[godabandonedthisuniverse]

The Oracle : You're cuter than I thought. I can see why she likes you.

Neo: Who?

The Oracle: Not too bright, though.

60 years later

Neo: *Wakes up in the middle of the night next to Trinity*

Neo: OH MY GOD! She was talking about Trinity.

[leathercircuits]

Neo: suck my dick!

Smith: is that an insult or an invitation?

Neo: …

Neo: …the latter.

[matrixreimagined]

Morpheus: Other than being the One, what attracts you to Neo?

Trinity, sighing dreamily: When I look into his eyes, I see absolutely nothing. Pure dumbass. Elevator Music. Plus, he likes getting pegged and that's a must.

Morpheus:...

Morpheus: Oh my god

[overheardatthecontinental]

Oh, I survived. Brilliant. Love it when I do that

Neo, at some point

[bluesakura007]

Smith: "Ah, Mr. Anderson. You're just in time - I baked you a pie." *He pulls his hands out from behind his back to reveal said pie*

Neo: *Is very wary but still curious* "Really? What flavour?"

Smith: *Reaches down into the pie with one hand and pulls out a gun* "INEVITABILITY!"

Quote source: the Perchance Incorrect Quotes Generator, albeit with some paraphrasing to better fit the canon.~

[bluesakura007]

Neo: *Taps on the table he's sitting at*

Smith, who's sat opposite him: *Taps back*

Trinity off at the side: "What are they doing?"

Morpheus: "They're communicating in Morse code."

Neo: *Aggressively taps something out on the table*

Smith: *Suddenly slams his hands down onto it* "YOU TAKE THAT BACK, MR. ANDERSON-"

Quote source: the Perchance Incorrect Quotes Generator.