Aphmau: sometimes, you put a bunch of misfits together and you get a family :)
Aphmau: sometimes, you get a bunch of jackasses.
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Aphmau: sometimes, you put a bunch of misfits together and you get a family :)
Aphmau: sometimes, you get a bunch of jackasses.
𝐑𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐭 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫: 𝐎𝐡 𝐦𝐚𝐧, 𝐈 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐝𝐨 𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐝𝐮𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐚 𝐡𝐚𝐛𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐖𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐚𝐟𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦 𝐝𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐟𝐚𝐫 𝐛𝐞𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐲 𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦!
𝐒𝐤𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐥:
Kawaii~Chan: Kawaii~Chan's gunna put so much pink on this doll that you'll be seeing GREEN for the rest of the week from sensory depravation!
Katelyn: " What?"
𝐈𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐃𝐚𝐫𝐤, 𝐭𝐫𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐥𝐢𝐫𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐀𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐨: 𝐈 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐨𝐟 𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐤.
𝐓𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐫: 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝, 𝐈𝐫𝐢𝐬, 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭.
𝐒𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐃𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞: 𝐎𝐡 𝐧𝐨, 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭’𝐬 𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐞!
𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥 𝐃𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐞: 𝐃𝐢𝐝 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐧?
𝐈𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐃𝐚𝐫𝐤: 𝐀𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐧, 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧’𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐝𝐚𝐲?
𝐀𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐨: 𝐖𝐡𝐲? 𝐒𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐮𝐩 𝐦𝐲 𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐭? 𝐒𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬? 𝐒𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐲 𝐦𝐞?
𝐈𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐃𝐚𝐫𝐤: …𝐒𝐨 𝐈 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐛𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐝𝐚𝐲.
𝐀𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐨: 𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐚 𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧!
𝐈𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐃𝐚𝐫𝐤: 𝐘𝐞𝐚𝐡, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐈'𝐦 𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐲, 𝐬𝐨 𝐢𝐭 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫.
𝐀𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐨: 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐛𝐬𝐨𝐥𝐮𝐭𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐫.
𝐈𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐃𝐚𝐫𝐤, 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠-𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐞: 𝐘𝐞𝐚𝐡, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐈'𝐦 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐫!
𝐀𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐨, 𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠: 𝐘𝐞𝐚𝐡, 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐫.