#incorrect mcl quote

[the-skull-breaker]

Thomas : *is decorating the meeting room for Elenda's birthday*

Amanda : *comes inside the room* ... are you kidding ?

Thomas : I'm not done yet.

Amanda : Thomas... *takes a balloon* this fits in the palm of my hand, you haven't blown them up enough ! why have you chosen brown and grey ballons ?

Thomas : they match the carpet.

Amanda : what is that ? *point to a banner* "it is your birthday" period...

Thomas : it's a statement of fact.

Amanda : not even an exclamation point ?

Thomas : this is more professional ! it's not like she found a cure for cancer !

Amanda : I can't believe how bad this looks...

Thomas : *throws a "ribbon" that is actually toilet paper which he was going to staple it to the ceiling* are you trying to hurt my feelings ? because if so you are succeeding. fortunately my feelings regenerates at twice the speed of a normal man's.

[eldaryadiary]

Mélissa: When Eric and I split up, we were both crushed. It took me a year to bounce back. Eric: Worst weekend of my life.

[centralsaints]

castiel: you're the most jealous man I know

nathaniel: you know other men?

[naroya-mcl]

Nathaniel: Babe, it's Christmas *gets on one knee*

Candy: OMG

Nathaniel: And I have just one question *gets in fetal position*

Candy: Uh...

Nathaniel: Can we leave this family party? Your dad keeps wanting to arm wrestle me

[the-skull-breaker]

*the Devenementiel boys are in a circle, threatening each others with finger guns, the atmosphere is tense*

Roy : I DIDN'T DO IT !!

Thomas : okay ! everybody just caaaaalm down...

Roy : I AM calm... !

Devon : *in an exaggerated cowboy accent* on the count of three we're all gonna put down our guns.

Thomas : I have crossbows.

Devon : ... we'll put down our weaponry on the count of three...

Thomas : okay.

Devon : you're ready ?

Thomas : I'm ready.

Devon : one. *everybody starts lowering their finger guns* two. three...

*everyone now has their finger guns lowered but immediately point them towards each others*

all : YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

*meanwile*

Amanda : Roy revealed himself to be a double agent. at which point, Thomas felt confortable revealing he ALSO was a double agent and then, Devon announced to everybody that... get this : he was a double agent. oh, and it is six o'clock.

[the-skull-breaker]

*Devon and Thomas opens a trunk, with a dead-looking Jason*

Devon : woah ! no no no no is that... ?

Thomas : our friend Jason Mendal. at least what it used to be.

Devon : no, no no no, I didn't see that... I- I don't see that.

Thomas : you mean him ?

Devon : there's no "him"... !

Thomas : sure there is, or what's left for him, here's right there.

Devon : you can't... he's not... you can't kill people in the company, MY company !

Thomas : you rented it to me.

Devon : you said it wasn't illegal ! I'm not a part of this.

Thomas : Devon.

Devon : there's a dead guy in my company !

Thomas : Devon ! he's not dead, he's just-... well I guess he could be dead by now...

Devon : I can't go to prison... okay ? you said it yourself, they'll like me there... !

Thomas : you're not going to prison.

Devon : I have a family, man... !

Thomas : nobody is going to prison, will you just calm down ?! besides, we're the only two people that know about it.

Roy : *arrives and sees Jason* ... is that guy dead... ???

Thomas : ... okay, three people know. four, counting Amanda...

Devon : we're going to jail...

[the-skull-breaker]

Brune : *shows a picture of Chris Hemsworth* men think that THIS is the "Female Gaze"...

Roy : no, that's Chris Hemsworth, female gays are called lesbians. *giggles*

[the-skull-breaker]

Amanda : hey, I'm lesbian.

Roy : ... I thought you were French ?