Mar 7, 2021
D.Va: ok name something you're better than me at.
King: Mario kart
D.Mon: yeah! Video games!
Casino: ....emotional stability
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D.Va: ok name something you're better than me at.
King: Mario kart
D.Mon: yeah! Video games!
Casino: ....emotional stability
D.Va: You know, sometimes I wonder why the Gwishin attacked Busan. Maybe it’s because Busan was the only safe place here in Korea during the Korean war and in the movie Train to Busan so they went: ‘Yeah see that city? They’ve been safe for too long. book em’ boys’. It really makes you think.
Captain Myung: ...Is Hana okay?
D.Mon: This is just how she is, captain.
Overlord: Yuna gave me one of those “I hope you get better soon” cards
D.va: aww that’s so sweet
Overlord: I wasn’t sick or anything, she just thought I could do better
D.Va: oh…
Myung, sighing: and what do we say when we feel like this
D.va: F in the chat boys
Myung: no—
King: Help you guys
King: I accidentally left a dollar in my jeans that went through the washer
King: I don't want to go to jail for money laundering
Casino: adding “lol” doesn’t hide your pain
D.Va: of course it does lol
King: don’t make fun of me when I misuse dated cultural references, okay? Are we cowabunga on this?
Casino, sighing: Yeah, we’re cowabunga on this.