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Murphy: Hey, wanna help me commit a felony?

Emori: What?

Murphy: Oh sorry, my bad

Murphy, whispering: Wanna help me commit a felony?

Emori, whispering: Of course, what do you need

Emori: I bet I could hold the whole world in my hands.

Murphy: Emmy, that's impossi-

Emori: *cups Murphy's cheeks*

Murphy:

Justo cuando crees que no te afectó, reaparece en la espontaneidad de tus pensamientos 💭

Murphy: MY WIFE IS A QUEEN!

Emori: We’re not married, John.

Murphy: We could be- if you want to (I want to).

Emori: ...

Emori: You’re an idiot, you know that?

Emori: John got banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.

Murphy: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.

Emori: John, you ate a chair.

Murphy: Welcome to the “Fuck John Murphy” club, where we discuss all the reasons why I am a terrible person.

Murphy: Before we start, does our newest member want to say anything?

Emori, sweating: I, um, I may have misunderstood the purpose of this club

Bellamy: babe, you honestly deserve a reward for putting up with me

Clarke: *heart eyes* you’re my reward

Murphy: you honestly deserve a reward for putting up with me

Emori: damn right I do, pain in my ass

Raven, about Murphy and Emori: Listen, you don’t have all the facts

Clarke: Which are?

Raven: *hugging each of them with one arm* I love them

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