#incorrect mormor

[dieplz]

Jim, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him

Seb: You did WHAT–

Eurus: William Snakepeare.

Seb: Do NOT encourage him Eurus plea-

Jim: ALEXANSNAKE HAMILTON.

Seb: Oh come on-

Eurus: SSSSSSSEBASSTIAN.

Seb:

Seb: Did you just-

[moron-i-mean-moran]

Jim: *watching Sebastian dress his wounds*

Jim: Does it hurt?

Sebastian: No.

Jim: [disappointed] Aw.

[totallycorrectmormorquotes]

>In the shopping mall

Moriarty: You should wear this instead of your pyjamas

Moran: ... This mannequin is naked

Moriarty: Exactly

[moranormoron]

Jim: Have you ever been handcuffed?

Sebastian: Sexually or be law enforcement?

[moron-i-mean-moran]

Hello, tumblr.

Sebastian: *reading off of note cards* “Hello, tumblr.” he glances down at the cards, grimacing. “Jim, what the fuck is tumblr?”  Sebastian yelled into the hall. 

Jim, offscreen (or however this void works): ”Blame Irene!”

Sebastian: “That doesn’t-” He shook his head, giving up and returning to the cards. “Tumblr, you already know us, but come get to know us a little better! Why does this sound like a 5 minute crafts video? Our ask box is open, so please, feel free to send us asks.”

Jim: *enters* “Oh, isn’t that fun. Irene has set us up as an ask meme account!”

Sebastian: “A what?”

Jim: “Ask memes, ‘Bastian, do keep up.” He huffed in annoyance, gesturing to the cards.

Sebastian: “We’ll answer any questions you send us - Jim I didn’t agree to this shit - and will answer individually or together. ‘Anon magic’ is encouraged...” Glaring at Jim, he poked him in the side. “I don’t know what half of this even is, and it seems decidedly stupid and unwise to pour ourselves out into the abysmal internet for anyone to see-”

Jim: “Oh please, all will be revealed in time.” He swatted Sebastian’s hand away, looking over the note cards for himself. “This will be fun, Tiger, this will be fun...”

//OOC Notes// hello my darling(s, but my singular follower knows who she is)! as I’m sure you lunatics have deduced, this is an RP and ask box account for our wonderful murder husbands. requests and the ask box are open for you to use, ask them anything you’d like, or ask me OOC about my headcanons for them! I’ll be dropping a few ask memes that you’re free to pull from, but please, it’s free reign AMAs and anon magic✨ go crazy