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Jess: I got your report, nice work, Ortiz.
Ortiz: thanks Dad.
Ortiz:
Ortiz:
Ortiz: why is everyone staring at me?
Barnes: Because you just called Jess “Dad”. You said “thanks Dad”
Ortiz: What? No I didn’t, I said “thanks BOSS”
Jess: Do you... see me as a father figure, Ortiz?
Ortiz: N-no! If anything I see you as a bother figure, because you’re always bothering me, pfft
Crosby: Hey, show our father some respect!
In celebration of the Crossover next week (yasss!!!) -- what if Fugitive Task Force [FBI MW] and Major Crimes [FBI] were Firefighters [911/911 LoneStar crossover]:
Jess: so how was Texas?
Hana: it was great! Crosby and I got to steal a fire truck with all our new friends!! :D
Jess: you WHAT!?
Barnes: oh, don’t get mad at them, Jess. They only did it to save me and Jubal cause we were trapped in a mine shaft and running out of air in the middle of the wildfire
Jess: YOU WERE WHAT??? How did this happen???
Barnes: oh, well, I insisted on going with Jubal in a helicopter, so we could fly over the fire to find a missing kid and then the helicopter crashed
Jess:
Jess:
Jess:
Jess: that’s it, you guys are never allowed to respond to a call without me or Clinton again.
Crosby: but what if-
Jess: NEVER!
Hana and Crosby: *pick up a cake for Ortiz's birthday*
Crosby: Can we get a cake for me too?
Hana: It's not your birthday.
Crosby: The cake won't know...
Hana: Truth or dare?
Crosby: Truth.
Hana: How many hours have you slept this week?
Crosby:
Crosby: Dare.
Hana: Go to sleep.
Crosby: I don't like this game.
Hana: You're pretty fucking stupid Crosby.
Crosby: Thank you.
Hana: W-Why are you thanking me, I insulted you?
Crosby: All I heard was 'You're pretty' and I'm just trying to focus on the positives in my life right now Hana.
Crosby: Am I in trouble?
Jess: Take a guess.
Crosby: No?
Jess: Take another guess.
Ortiz: What does "take out" mean?
Barnes: Dating
Crosby: Food
Hana: Murder
Jess: It can be all three if you're bold enough
Ortiz, banging on the door: Hana! Open up!
Hana: Well, it all started when I was a kid...
Crosby: No, he meant-
Barnes: Let her finish.
