#incorrect mpd quotes

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Devin: time sensitive question how flirt boy

Logan: Throw rocks at he

Virgil: Kill him

Devin: thanks guys

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(specifically pertaining to murphy's law)

Patton: sorry I’m late. I broke down on my way here.

Virgil: is your car ok?

Patton: car?

Virgil:

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Virgil: Bananas are slightly radioactive due to certain caesium isotopes. Therefore you should never eat more than six-hundred bananas per second to minimise the risk of a harmful radiation dose

Remus:

Logan: There goes my Friday night

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Janus, affectionately: You’re so clingy.

Remus: You’re the one petting me remember.

Janus: Only because you’ll whine if I stop.

Remus: Not true. I’m super independent.

Janus, smirking: Okay then I’ll stop.

Remus, whining: Noooo! I’m independent but I love attention!

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Logan: Hey Vee what would happen if i chugged a jug of venti blonde roast espresso filter coffee, and then popped melatonin gummies?

Virgil: What-

Logan: Like. Would my body take a screenshot or something?

Virgil:

Logan:

Virgil: NO YOUR BODY WOULD NOT TAKE A SCREENSHOT WHAT THE FUCK LOGAN—

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Patton: I can’t wait for this Quarantine to be over, I miss going out

Virgil, emerging from under three blankets: We’re in Quarantine?

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Patton: I am very small

Patton: And I have no money

Patton: So you can imagine the kind of stress I’m under

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Remus: *kicks “G” off Graveyard sign*

Remus: Let’s get this party started