We just started learning about the gilded age in my AP US history class, and to introduce it he asked “does anyone know the definition of gilded” and like in that tone teachers use when no one can answer their question…and some other students tried and got it wrong and then I went “when you cover something in a thin layer of gold?” And he went “yes? You’re the first person to know that in 6 years” AND IM SO GLAD HE DIDNT ASK HOW I KNOW CAUSE HOW WOULD I EXPLAIN THAT ITS ONLY CAUSE REMUS DESCRIBED JANUS’S FACE AS LOOKING LIKE IT WAS GILDED IN 24 KARAT GOLD AND HE KINDA WANTED TO LICK IT IN METAPHYSICAL DETERMINISM AND I REMEMBERED THAT
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