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@incorrect-mpd-quotes
Virgil: Bananas are slightly radioactive due to certain caesium isotopes. Therefore you should never eat more than six-hundred bananas per second to minimise the risk of a harmful radiation dose
Remus:
Logan: There goes my Friday night
virgil: I’m not like other girls
virgil: i'm worse
(specifically pertaining to murphy's law)
Patton: sorry I’m late. I broke down on my way here.
Virgil: is your car ok?
Patton: car?
Virgil:
Janus, affectionately: You’re so clingy.
Remus: You’re the one petting me remember.
Janus: Only because you’ll whine if I stop.
Remus: Not true. I’m super independent.
Janus, smirking: Okay then I’ll stop.
Remus, whining: Noooo! I’m independent but I love attention!
Logan: Hey Vee what would happen if i chugged a jug of venti blonde roast espresso filter coffee, and then popped melatonin gummies?
Virgil: What-
Logan: Like. Would my body take a screenshot or something?
Virgil:
Logan:
Virgil: NO YOUR BODY WOULD NOT TAKE A SCREENSHOT WHAT THE FUCK LOGAN—
Roman: I wish you'd just admit that you made a mistake
Remus:
Remus: *stirring his coffee* I prefer it with salt
Patton: I can’t wait for this Quarantine to be over, I miss going out
Virgil, emerging from under three blankets: We’re in Quarantine?
Virgil: No fear
Remus: One day you’re going to wake up and Patton will be taller than you
Virgil: We literally don't grow anymore, so no fear.
Devin: time sensitive question how flirt boy
Logan: Throw rocks at he
Virgil: Kill him
Devin: thanks guys
Logan: *dials 911*
Logan: hey i hate to be “that guy” but i glued myself to the ceiling again
Roman: Things have actually been going really well with Virgil. Our friendship is in a really good place.
Roman: Last week I said, “Did you know the weiner dog is neither a weiner nor a dog?” Instead of saying, “Shut up, Roman,” they said, “Okay.”
Patton: I am very small
Patton: And I have no money
Patton: So you can imagine the kind of stress I’m under
Virgil: *sharpens knife* We've got ways of making people talk.
Virgil: *cuts piece of cake*
Roman: …can I have some?
Patton: Cake is for talkers.
Devin, Dramatically: She was Poetry, but he couldn't read
Logan: His name was Jarred, he's 19
Roman: watch that scene dig it the dancing queen!
Patton: AYYY MACREANA!!!!
Virgil: ...Horrible Job everyone...
Roman: Look, let’s just agree to say “I’m sorry” on the count of three
Roman: One, two, three
Roman:
Virgil:
Roman: See, now I’m just disappointed in both of us
Remus: Do you know when you know someone, and you see that they have another, like, life away from you and it feels weird?
Remus: Like when you see your teacher in the grocery store weird, or like when someone you’ve known for a long time starts wearing a cowboy hat weird?
Roman: The… The first thing weird
Remus: Oh, that’s good, ‘Cause I was thinking about getting a cowboy hat
Remus: *kicks “G” off Graveyard sign*
Remus: Let’s get this party started