Jul 2, 2020
Murphy: When have I ever done anything rash or irresponsible?
Bellamy: I keep a list. It's alphabetised.
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Murphy: When have I ever done anything rash or irresponsible?
Bellamy: I keep a list. It's alphabetised.
Bellamy after hauling Murphy, Mbege and Monroe into supermarket security: I don’t even know what that whole thing was.
Bellamy looks at Mbege: You walked out with an entire pork loin hidden down your pants.
Bellamy looks at Monroe: You attempted to leave with half the condements section and a bag of flour.
Bellamy looks at Murphy: And you had nothing on you so why did you run?!
Murphy: A security guard was chasing me! Someone chases me, I run, that’s how it works!
Murphy: Where’s my fucking gun?
Bellamy: There are kids around, try saying it nicer, maybe?
Murphy: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my fucking gun?
Octavia: I've had enough of this Murphy, will you be my brother-in-law?
Murphy: Yes. *Walks away*
Bellamy: Wha- did you just propose FOR ME...
Bellamy 2 Seconds later: WAIT WHAT? MURPH- *chases after Murphy*
Octavia: *smirks*
Murphy: Do you still like me?
Bellamy: [Laying in Bed curled up to Murphy's Chest] Wha- Murphy we literally Just had Sex...
Murphy: [holding his hands up] I was just making sure.
Bellamy, entering his living room to find Murphy sitting on his couch, playing on his phone: Murphy??? What are you doing here??? It’s 5 in the morning! I dropped you off at your place 5 hours ago so you could sleep. When did you even GET here???
Murphy: I’ve been here for two hours.
Bellamy: WHY?
Murphy: I wake up when the void calls to me
Bellamy, shrugging: Well, in any case, I’m glad you’re here. *flops down on the couch, pulling Murphy into a cuddle*
Murphy: I’m glad I’m here too
Bellamy: For Valentine’s Day I made hamburgers shaped like hearts for Murphy and I!
Clarke: Aw, that’s so-
Murphy: We ate hearts!
Clarke: And you turned a cute moment into a gross one. That’s our Murphy.
I might start doing Incorrect Quotes for the whole The 100.
I feel like it'd be fun, and i want others to laugh at these ideas like I do.