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Ten, to the tune of The Final Countdown: It’s a mental breakdown!

Donna: *off-key kazoo*

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Nine, smacking bread onto both sides of Jack’s head: What are you?

Jack: A snack.

Nine: No.

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Ten: Babe, come over

Master: Can’t, I’m hiding a body.

Ten: Jack isn’t home.

Master: I know.

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The Master: *smirks*

Thirteen: What?

The Master: Nothing, just admiring the fact that you look UP to me.

Thirteen, grabbing the nearest sword: Listen here, you little shit—

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(Talking about the Master)

Thirteen: We all like a bad boy, don’t we?

Ryan: Yeah, but not a fucking terrorist, Doctor.

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Ianto, handing Jack a steaming cup of coffee: Blow

Jack: *shrugs and drops to his knees*

Ianto: THE COFFEE, JACK, BLOW THE COFFEE, WE’RE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HUB, JACK—

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Someone: How many children do you have?

Jackie, rounding up Rose, Tony, Mickey, Ten, Martha, Donna, Corin, and Jack: Yes.

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Eleven: What are we doing?

Ten: Wasting our lives.

War: He meant for lunch.