#incorrect omniscient reader

[incorrect-webtoon-quotes]

Omniscient Reader: #1

Dokja: Am I a role model?

Dokja: I didn’t ask for this.

[huachengslastbraincell]

Kim Dokja: I JUST BURNT MY HAND ON MY LAMP TRYING TO TURN IT OFF. LAMPS SHOULD NOT BE HOT ENOUGH TO GIVE YOU THIRD-DEGREE BURNS, THIS IS BULLSHIT!

Yoo Jonghyuk: Well, maybe if you went outside and used natural sunlight rather than running your lamp for 13 hours straight, reading those garbage webnovels, this wouldn't happen

Kim Dokja: Oh, I'm SORRY. it's 3:38 am! Why don't I just wake up the sun so I can siT OUTSIDE WITH MY SKINLESS BURNT HAND, AND BASK IN THE GLORY OF NATURAL DAYLIGHT

[huachengslastbraincell]

Kim Dokja: [watches Joonghyuk single-handedly fight off a fleet of monsters like its nothing.]

Kim Dokja [to Han Sooyoung]: I want one.

Han Sooyoung: No.