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incorrect quotes for my fav webtoons (unordinary, lumine, our time, etc.) | he/they | pfp from days of hana, banner from watermelon

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Omniscient Reader: #1

Dokja: Am I a role model?

Dokja: I didn’t ask for this.

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Eleceed: #2

Jisuk: Damn, did I screw everything up?

Subin: No, I threw out your vote so you couldn't do that.

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Hooky: #1

Nico: So which of you is the oldest?

Dorian: It doesn’t matter which of us was born first, we’re twins. We’re the same age.

Dani: It’s me, I’m the oldest.

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Lumine: #2

Eira: Orion?

Kody: That’s right! It’s me: your son. And it’s ‘Kody,’ Mom.

Eira: No.

Eira: O-R-I-O-N. I named you.

Kody: You ruined my life!

Eira: How could I ruin your life? I wasn’t even there!

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Carl: #2

Oreo: What’s up?

Dr. Alda: Oh nothing, just thought I’d come see what—

Dr. Alda:

Dr. Alda: This room used to have four walls.

Two, to Oreo: I told you he’d notice.

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Paperteeth: #1

Scarlet: Still a vampire then?

Avery: What kind of stupid question is that, "still a vampire?" What else am I going to be, an aardvark?

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Purple Hyacinth: #1

Lauren: I'd appreciate it if you didn't talk about me behind my back.

Kieran: Oh, I wouldn't talk about you behind your back. You would still hear everything I was saying. I would talk about you in another room.

Lauren:

Lauren: Fair enough.

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Down to Earth: #2

Kade, walking into his house: Hello, people who do not live here. 

Suzy: Hey. 

Ethan: Hi!

Cherri: Hello.

Kade: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only! 

Cherri: We were out of Doritos.

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Down to Earth: #1

Kade: Zay doesn’t really understand Earth fruit. She thinks they are all apples. Watch this.

Kade, holding up some cherries: Hey Zay, what are these?

Zaida: Tiny apples.

Kade, points at some pumpkins: And those?

Zaida: Halloween apples.

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Eleceed: #1

Jiwoo: Whose turn is it to give the pep-talk?

Wooin: [sighing] Jisuk’s.

Jisuk: Fuck shit up out there, but don't die.

Subin: [wiping away a tear] Inspirational.

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Night Owls & Summer Skies: #1

Vivian: Don’t let anyone else ruin your day!

Emma: Yeah! You gotta take matters into your own hands! RUIN YOUR OWN DAY!

Vivian: NO!

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1HP Club: #2

Obi: Remember how I said Alice and I were going to have a calm night out for once?

Solaire: Yes...

Obi: Well, we’re in jail.

Solaire: [hangs up]

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Carl: #1

Oreo, angrily: ARE YOU–

C4: Fucking.

Oreo: –KIDDING ME?! YOU–

C4: Fucking.

Oreo: –IDIOT!!!

Two: ...what was that?

C4: Dad banned Oreo from swearing, so I volunteered to help her out.

Two: I think you just like saying the f-word.

C4: That doesn't make my job any less important.

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Villain to Kill: #1

Driver: As they say in the theater, fracture a femur.

Cassian: What??

Driver: The actual saying is "break a leg," but I improved it.

Cassian: I hate both of those equally.

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Jackson's Diary: #1

David: I bet underneath it all the Jackson’s a sweetheart.

Exer: Oh no, underneath it all he is pure evil.

David: No one's pure evil. I mean yeah, some people have a hard outer shell, but inside everybody has a creamy center.

Exer: There are plenty of people here, on this particular world, who are hard on the outside and hard on the inside!

David: So they have more of a nougat-y center?

Exer: David, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling.

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Your Wings and Mine: #1

Amon: If you guys had to defend yourselves in a house alone what would you use?

Shealtiel: My trusty phone! 911!

Luci: The several knives I have taped on my body, obviously.

Shealtiel: And you'd give them great hugs?

Luci: I mean… yeah?

Belias: I think they would notice the massive pointy object protruding from your shirt.

Amon: Uhh, okay, Shealtiel, if you had no phone what would you do?

Shealtiel: I don't know, a fire extinguisher? I would spray them and get away.

Belias: Like a squid?

Amon: What about you, Belias? What would you do?

Belias: Anything that is an oily substance and a matchstick!

Luci: You’re going to burn your house down…

Belias: I have insurance. I can say I was out of town and some people decide to set my house on fire which there will be bodies for.

Shealtiel: Why did you ask anyway?

Amon: Well I was planning on going on vacation but I think that's no longer on the table.

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unOrdinary: #1

Arlo: We can’t tell you because you’re not a member of the club.

John: What club?

Blyke: The hating John Doe club.

John: …The fuck? I should be the leader of that club.