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Sanji: [On his deathbed]

Zoro,knowing exactly what type of person Sanji is: So that's it? Your just going to lay down and die?

Zoro: That's pretty weak of you Sanji.

Sanji,instantly regaining consciousness: Who you calling weak?

Law: What's the worst decision you've made while you were drunk?

Luffy: Don't mean to brag but I don't even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.

Sanji: Usopp, I think you should play the role of my father for this.

Usopp: I don't want to be your father.

Sanji: Great! You already know the lines.

Zoro: You look cute, I want to kiss you.

Sanji: What was that?

Zoro: I SAID IF YOU DIED, I WOULDN'T MISS YOU.

Usopp: You got really drunk last night.

Sanji: How drunk was I?

Usopp: You admitted you were in love with Zoro.

Sanji: Oh, no.

Nami entering Zoro's room: Hey guys what do you want for-

Sanji with half his clothes off: uhh..

Nami: Wait a minute... Were you guys fighting again?

Zoro: Yeah.. we were totally punching each other with our mou-

Sanji hitting Zoro: Shut the hell up.

Zoro playing Black ops: How many fucking bullets do I have do shove up your ass to kill you?!

Sanji: It's because the bullets haven't reached my esophagus.

Zoro clearly not thinking: I'll shove my dick down your throat till it reaches your esophagus!

Sanji:

Zoro:

Shanks: I am not drunk.

Mihawk: Yes you are.

Shanks: I AM NOT DRUNK.

Mihawk: Then can you tell the time?

Shanks: Yes. [Turning to the clock] I AM NOT DRUNK.

Mihawk: ...

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